It’s a tie between licking ice cream and saying something is adorable.
Cry.
Sucking dick.
Looking at my fingernails while my fingers were on top of my palm
eat a chicken sandwich. Apparently straight men have to eat burgers.
- Wear orange or pink.
- Eat quiche
- Like poetry
- Hang out with girls at recess
- Wear an earring
- Owning Laurie Anderson or Philip Glass CDs
It’s funny to me all the times that I’ve been considered not manly enough, whether it’s wearing my hot pink vans or a pink shirt or tie, allowing my gf or now my daughters to paint my nails, and tons of other examples I’ve been called gay for too. It made me think, what really makes a man. And going by their own definition, isn’t it one sign of a man to not be swayed by the opinion of someone who seeks only to denigrate? So why would I care about their opinion?
Wearing an earring in your right ear, but it’s ok to wear it in the left… Or the other way around. I could never remember which.
According to my dad, considering something as ‘lovely’. Even if it’s the exhaust note of a motorcycle.
Use a bidet
Putting a wig on my best friend and spooning him while he’s asleep.
Hold my arms in a position so that my hands grab the sides of my belly.
(which wasn’t even something I was consciously doing, but apparently it was enough to make a fellow male teenager exclaim sarcastically that I was truly standing there in a very heterosexual way)
Take my pants all the way off when I poop
Wear a kilt?
TBH I’ve never tried and nobody told me it was gay. But I’m a sweaty person and I would love to air out my crotch except for fear of social criticism.
TIL I’m gay