Swiss Gruyere is protected.

Maybe dip some bread in it

Baaaaaaa

Bill Wurtz vibes

Brush teeth during the pre-rinse cycle

Click on the question mark for an explanation

PerriAir

Phone on the counter or stuck in the cushions
Keys by the doorway or lost in the kitchen
Wallet that’s somewhere but where, no one knows
These are a few of my things I can’t find

Sheep go to heaven

No.

Surprise motherfucker

Outsourcing the securiry risk to a third-party

Christopher Nolan’s gotta be up there

We’re gonna need a bigger bite.

Instead of alc, what about a beer mug / chalice? Check out etsy

More coming soon. Or not. I don’t owe you shit.

It isn’t illegal everywhere. Even in the US it can be used under certain circumstances.

Que le dijo un pez a otro pez?
Nada!

What did one fish say to the other? Nothing(/Swim)!

Power bottom?