They both do and don’t fix your car, you just don’t know until you’ve paid them. No refunds!

No one wants a frozen butthole

Ah the age old question, which came first, the lumberjack or the buses?

They will investigate themselves, but they’ll find no wrongdoing.

The Bart, the.

When someone thanks me for holding the door, I let them know I wasn’t holding open for them. I was holding it those people coming and point to someone way too far away to hold a door open for.

Maybe they should give them extra money and resources so they can produce two versions: normal, and background mode with reiteration littered through it.

I’ll circle back to this

Tried many but couldn’t settle on a format for the list - list is unusable until resolved.

This is correct. As a grown arse-man, this is a fantastic movie. Number is great too, and there’s not many movie I am actually looking forward, but the 3rd Incredibles movie makes the cut.

You could be lucky and that the $50 thing in a 2 for the price of one sale, then it’s only gonna be $79.95

This one caught me off guard and hit the right spot-a.

Pfft, that’s nothing! My strings is twelvety three

Download some extra ADHD from a reputable site?

This reminded me of an anecdote from maybe 6 years ago. I was setting up and testing a small network and a couple devices to install for a customer, let’s say the subnet was 192.168.2.0/24.

Weird things were happening, I was being lazy and wasn’t directly connected to the network, may have setup a VPN between devices somewhere; can’t really remember. But pings would sometimes drop or blow out to 100’s ms.

I eventually ended up disconnecting that network entirely, then the pings continued and got more stable?? WTF! I need we didn’t have that subnet in use, even checked before setting it up. In the time between checking and the issues happening, someone in Sydney somewhere had stuffed up on their router and exposed there LAN to the internet without any Firewalls, just available.

Scanned and found all the IPs in use and in them found a printer. Connected to it and printed a page saying I’m from company XYZ and found all these devices available, and to either contact their IT and resolve it ASAP or my company to help. About an hour later it seemed to be resolved.

It was an interesting day.

But, but, splosion make line go up. Splosion good…?

Why is their three sevenths bigger than our three sevenths‽

I sure hope that 190 slider is also logarithmic

9 out of 10 dentists recommend it!

Bonjour