Depending on your skin color, the predators are more like parasites. End result is the same, one just gets there faster.

Hey, I liked Sonic Shuffle. It never put a hole in my hand, unlike another party game put on by an Italian plumber.

“Literally” no longer means just “literally”, but also “figuratively”. Otherwise known as the opposite of the original definition.

My little one made me a Keychain for Father’s Day one year. I still have that in the see through compartment of my work bag. I see it every day I go to work. Cherish every little gift.

I want to buy a little tabletop meat slicer for the very reason. Wife bought a dehydrator because she wanted fruit leather (although I almost never get “leather”, instead becoming “chips”). I want homemade jerky.

What I hear when I hear “company store”.

Here’s a version you FEEL

And finally, a slightly more updated version

Beauty is in the eye. Just the eye.

My step father was (is) an alcoholic. Perfectly pleasant in public/sober, but a terror while drinking. Big man, could kill a 30 pack of Busch mostly in one night. Never physically abusive to my mother or her kids, but verbally, it never ended. Took my mother way too long to divorce him.

I say this because the good times don’t overwrite the bad. I’ve heard that drinking didn’t change people, it just reveals who they really are. Just keep yourself safe.

I figured something was up when it mentions the full product name like that.

Well now I need to know this product, too

Nope. Nothing fancy here.

That might be it. I tried clearing the app cache, and it still wouldn’t go through. I can obviously make posts. The image was the problem.

Not a firefighter, but I have smelled human flesh burning. I worked pathology for a year, and right off the O.R., a few times a week, you could smell the cauterized flesh from tonsillectomies. I wasn’t in the room with the procedure, but you could always tell. For me, the smell never really reminded me of pork. It was its own thing. That being said, I can’t speak for everyone, but to me, it didn’t smell like pork.

I think they’re pointing out how Target has done a complete about-face regarding LGTBQ representation since the new commander in cheeto.

Have you seen Poison Ivy?

TekKnight, is that you?

Even if the game is well received, if it doesn’t make more money than the last game, then the studio is shuttered, and you’ll never see an official sequel. You’ll be stuck waiting for an indie dev or original dev on kickstarter to come along 5-10 years later, maybe even more.

I don’t care if it’s 1, 2, or I’m done and washing my hands: don’t talk to me in the bathroom.