Every single other voice assistant should absolutely say that in response to hearing “Hey, Siri.”
"Hey, err, Alexa…
_How fucking dare you."
maybe in 10 years when we train an ai to know when to respond
Drink liquids to stay hydrated, use lotion-impregnated tissues to avoid drying out your nose when you blow it, take a DayQuil.
lotion-impregnated tissues
I make those myself.
…I am a degenerate.
There are tips and tricks to help ease the symptoms.
For example, if you eat out out some gingers, you’ll die happy.
I am so confused by this comment, and further confused as to all the upvotes.
There is clearly an inside joke that I’m not getting, or people are really hot for gingers.
Ginger tea is actually amazing when you have a cold. Especially if you make it with fresh ginger. Burns away all your snot and some of the pain in my experience.
Am I not supposed to continue smashing cones? Because cold, flu, covid… has always been improved in me with an enormous intake of THC.
I’m just gonna share this here and leave it up to people as to whether not to believe me, but when I moved to Canada I had gotten a really bad cold. An old lady I worked with asked me if I had ever taken Echenacia. Hadn’t heard of it. She said to start taking it at the first sign of cold symptoms and continue 3x daily like an antibiotic until the symptoms have cleared. No joke, every cold I’ve had since then (2017) has only lasted 4 days or less, and the symptoms are very manageable and mild.
It’s honestly the single most effective supplement I’ve ever entertained, and it’s relatively inexpensive to pick up in any pharmacy or supplement aisle.
Relevant Futurama: https://youtube.com/watch?v=tza7ymPVqD4 (bad recording, volume up)
I fucking feel this. Every time I start to get a cold Im like “FUCK THE NEXT WEEK”
I always go for tylenol complete, the nighttime ones knocks you out at night, and the daytime ones make you feel like a god who can do anything. This is not a paid advertisement but if you’re listening Tylenol, then it could be!
Day 6 here. :( First 3 days I crawled into a bottle of NyQuill.
Buh, no fair!
