Depends on where you put the thumb I guess.

Embrace the suck

Everyone thinks Bigfoot is fuzzy or cameras just suck. Apparently it’s just the smoke from him getting like way high 24/7.

Me too, thanks.

I am calling in sick to all my jobs tomorrow and getting DRUNK AS FUCK

My favorite time of year is immediately after Christmas, because that’s the furthest I get away from Christmas.

I got one that is more cursed then underrated:

Mac and cheese pizza, but right before you eat a bite you pour a tiny bit of cola on it first.

The blueberry dessert pizza was so good back when pizza hut had lunch buffets

Chicken caviar? Fancy!

Hey dude, this was answered in the cross post on .world

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/taika-waititi-and-cate-blanchett

Ate sushi on a date.

Shit my pants while we were walking afterwards. The other guy was a champ, we still hooked up afterwards.

A different time I was eating a fried chicken sandwich and the very last bite was100% raw and cold like it was sticking out of the fryer. The restaurant made me a brand new one for free. Ate that one and it was good. Didn’t get sick.

When it comes to recovery, take it slow, folks…

Someone should tell my 3 employers

Thanks for creating for the DF community. We need all the help we can get

Pizzas are flat, and there is a giant bread crust along the outter rim!

Previously I couldn’t eat oats because of the texture, but soaking them overnight in whole milk makes it way better for me. I do frozen fruit layered with oatmeal, raisins, a bit of honey, and cinnamon. A spoon of jelly if I’ll want it to be sweeter.

Trailer park

Chess, except each piece is a bishop of the same color

I acquired this in the wild and give you all rights to alter and redistribute our meme as you see fit. I salute you for your community service in making only the highest quality of memes for us all.

Thank you.

Your body, your choice.

I bet Half life alyx was supposed to be HL3, but the tech wasn’t there yet so the project changed.

Jesus, 12+ hours a day… That is not healthy

My body, my choice