“Hello, I’m a very normal person who is definitely human. Please tells how to prepare the poultry larvae for consumption.”

“Goodnight, son.”

“Oh, dad, by the way, I need to rent a tuxedo for class tomorrow. It’s part of my grade.”

The Japanese flag is a pie chart of how much of Japan is in Japan.

If her family can live off of the LazyTown residuals, then I would never work again either.

No, he is number one.

Lwaxana wants one thing, and it’s fucking Picard!

No need to talk to me about YouTube or TikTok if I don’t even let my kid use them in the first place.

Other benefits of writing on paper:

• doesn’t get “accidentally” deleted
• doesn’t get “accidentally” copied
• doesn’t get uploaded to a cloud
• isn’t used to train AI
• can’t be edited or redacted by another party after the fact

It also feels good. Especially if you go out and buy a nice pen. And it gives your work a degree of object permanence.

“I’ve seen a horse fly…”

It’s hard to get people to donate blood at all, and O is the rarest type. It probably happens a lot. And if they’re out of something else, O is universal blood so maybe some gets used for a guy with AB-. But people with O can only take O.

Aww, thank you. I meant he was saying that to you. :P

“You must pay the jellybean tax.”

There’s a dozen of us! Exactly a dozen!

Love Grafo.

You can tell how old the meme is because of how yellowed the original pixels are.

If Olive Garden isn’t real, then why are their breadsticks pure joy? :)

“It’s called a road, it’s called a rainbow road….”