You went to college and didn’t realize they have a ton of free communities?

Go to college. Take 1 class. Find a community. Find a different one. Or another different one. Find people you like who like you.

I get it. But it isn’t comforting or paying the bills.

Because I’m cold in a homeless shelter.

43, still don’t know.

What if I told you, Morpheus is saying “I won’t lie to you”, and never said “what if I told you”?

Same =(

Never go middle side if they have the center. That’s amateur hour.

This is a great distinction that needs further investigation.

Get you a girl who "general Kenobi"s your “hello there”!

Which is why it’s great!

And really, in the end, the global death rate is 100%—everyone dies.

[everyone dies eventually, so to save money let’s all go in on a single gravestone together]

… or do they? Strictly speaking, the observed death rate for the human condition is something like 93%—that is, around 93% of all humans have died. This means the death rate among humans who were not members of The Beatles is significantly higher than the 50% death rate among humans who were.

• https://what-if.xkcd.com/27/

The opposite of love is hate.

The absence of love is indifference.

*asshole drives a truck into a crowd of 330 million people*

“My foot was cut off. My grandmother is dead. My favorite YouTuber is still bed-ridden 4 years later due to her injuries.”

*asshole is getting into another truck, aimed at the people, again*

Dumbasses: “you guys are so obsessed with the truck driver! Lol, get a life losers.”

Fuck. Right. Off.

I wanna marry your wife.

Gender neutral bathrooms are great anyway. We don’t actually need gendered shit receptacles.

Anyone got a space ship to the nearest black hole? I got a thing…

Use Linux

Fuck the police.

Your lack of Evanescence disturbs me.

Wake me up!