Looks like Little John and Robin Hood

Robin Hood is a twink confirmed
A femboy twink, at that.

And, of course, a furry
Well yeah, Disney.
This fox is the fucking reason.
Isn’t this movie consider like the progenitor of furries? Like yeah, anthropomorphic animals have always been a thing but there’s something about this movie that made it an obsessive thing?
Sorta like how Pulp Fiction invented “gimps”….
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For me it was mostly Charlie from All Dogs Go to Heaven, but yeah Disney’s Robin Hood was also a factor!
we’re all furries on this blessed day
Oodelally oodelally!
That’s a grannyboy twink!

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The grumpy owl, Archimedes, was my favorite
Does Little John eat the honey?
Disney characters are proboscis monkeys:


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Yeah, the mother/aunt wolf most definitely needs a big, explosive, somebody-get-pregnant hips/booty that make the more ghoulish adults among us contribute legions of Rule 34 and/or cum tribute shots to 4chan. It’s essentially of an unspoken economy beneath the surface of any Pixar film that determines the film’s success. Extra credit if the characters are related enough to qualify as incest.
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Brother, you need to go for a long walk
“Ghoulish” are you sure you are using that word correctly?
Usually when people complain about internet porn artists and gooners they call them degenerates.
Sorry, is ghoulish meant to be an endearing word?
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Yes, it’s my primarily language. I thought describing Pixar fan porn artists as ghoulish was humorous, but it seems like there are a lot of advocates present who are defensive of the word.
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Without intending to sound ironic, and given that we’re currently having this conversation on a literal Shitpost sub, it’s entirely possible that you may be neurodivergent and are not processing the humor.
Hey there smoothskin…
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Someone made a joke on the internet?
They must be unwell.
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What the fuck are you even on about?
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What?
Jesus, are you okay?
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Hello, bizarrely hostile Lemmy user.
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Okay.
You say that like it’s a bad thing.
That is Pixar, which is also Disney.
Big B’s small T’s.
It’s like the one on the left got stung on the nose by a bee and then whatever the opposite of a bee is went for the spot right between the eyes.
the opposite of a bee
…Guy Fieri? 🤷
Snake venom = botox
Botox is a toxic substance produced by Clostridium botulinum (famous for being, among other things, not a snake).
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Citric acid
What is the opposite of a bee?
Suggestions so far have been snake venom, botox, and Guy Fieri. I’m undecided on this one so figured I’d leave it open to interpretation.
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So many questions…so little desire to have that in my search history.
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i had no idea that cat butt holes are different between genders. same with wolves. i guess you hang around different circles of the internet.
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That answer comes up because people are trying to sex a strange animal. Haven’t we all done this?
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Assholes aren’t different, but you can sex many mammals by seeing how close the holes are. Close together = female. More spaced apart = male.
You can use this on juveniles and even babies.
(I’m walking right into it lemmy, don’t let me down!)
Eyelashes!
Why give then pink and blue collar, of course.
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And you may ask yourself, “How do I work this?”
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All Disney employees are actually just clones of Walt Disney himself
That male wolf could only be voice by Patrick Warburton.

John Goodman is another choice.
If we’re adding unnecessary sexual dimorphism, we need to give males peacock feathers.
Fucking perfect. I will watch this.
It isn’t just Disney. Look up Migration. They gave the mallards huge bills while the ducks had narrow ones.
















