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Understandable.
Well, she has two vaginas now…
Be the change you want to see in the world!
12·2 days agoWhen we met for that first time (to fuck, obvi), I joked that he could be an axe murderer. He said “well, I am, but I generally wait 40 years before killing my victim.”
This ended up being our joke. He is just biding his time to kill me. Should happen when we are in our late 70s or so.
Our 10-year anniversary is this Thursday 🥰
Used to be a swinger. This is very accurate and ultimately why we stopped.
And if you do confuse them…
“Yeah, I’m into fitness. Fitness whole dick in my mouth.”
Just don’t do the helicopter. You’ll kill us all!
True story, my husband of 10 years and I met on Craigslist Casual Encounters.
I’ve heard Feeld is where it’s at.
I freaking loved Astoria, such a mood. Totally get why you’d move there. Maybe one day…
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Churu vs churro - I can certainly see the similarity, lol.
Not sure if trolling, but churu is a cat treat by Inaba.
Where does it say anything about replacing friendships?
Wait till menopause. My body temperature is like that of the surface of the sun.
The Oregon trail generation, baby!