I play music in my mind.

“Help! He’s stealing my soul!”

Friend of mine in high school was super into Star Wars Galaxy. Was pretty much all he did after school at the time. One day he got into an argument with his guild leader or some other member with thw power to remove him, and they kicked him from the guild. This pissed him off enough that he recruited another friend of ours to infiltrate the guild and then spent the next month or so getting to a position of power within it so they could re-add the original friend and kick everyone else out while also draining the guild coffers. Effectively destroying the entire guild.

Same. Especially if they made him a literal wolf man alien.

He didnt call the police because the phone lines are being worked on in one of the opening scenes before we even see the McCallisters and presumably are down.

His parents couldn’t even call home to make sure he was okay.

Undead?

edits girlfriend in Blender

I imagine that it would be the same as having gas and farting non-stop.

He’s basically a radio DJ; which were already annoying at least a decade prior to this movie.

Pizza.

More pizza per pizza if you use a whole pizza as a topping on another pizza 😌

The lag in this case would be in the controls. Even a one second delay in pressing a button in a single-player strategy game would be annoying without really disrupting gameplay.

The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed in all of its forms. Greed for life, money, love, knowledge, has marked the upward surge of mankind, and greed – you mark my words – will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the U.S.A.

Thank you very much.

• Gordan Gecko, Wall Street

Some people unironically believe this Hollywood horseshit.

I just assumed that was their kid’s name and the parents are fans of Elon Musk.

How are you eating your hot dogs that applying condiments like the picture would not last every bite? Top down?

Look, man. Just suck up and accept that it’s gonna look like you’re giving fellatio for a minute.

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Tyrant of Titties

New lizard

Aw the old “should lizard folk women have boobs or not” debate.

Why? The Bond vs Wick one at least sounds like it would be a fun movie if not taken too seriously.

So I basically started using it the year it was made. I am 40 now, and I was about 10 when I originally found it. Cool.

I remember spending hours printing an entire walkthrough for Secret of Mana on my dot matrix printer back in the day. Got me all the way through to the final boss; but then the SNES itself died mid battle. 😩

I have a 100℅ chance to get this answer right.

Does following the 3 laws of robotics increase profits?

Depends on the product. A maid bot? Yes. An automated turret? No.

Does ignoring them increase profits?

See previous answer, and reverse it.

Are tech bros empty husks without a shred of shame or empathy?

Yes.

Is this too many rhetorical questions in a row?

Perhaps.