He hasn’t abandoned us. He just forgot about us in the back of the fridge.

That’s why when doing high dives and such where you jump into water from a great height, you need to cross your legs and clench your asshole; if you hit the water wrong without doing so, you’ll shoot water up your pooper and out your mouth. 😌

Arnold Schwarzenegger. When he was running for govenor, he had a rally nearby a doctors office I just happened to have an appointment at near the same time and I was able to get in line to shake hands and get the autograph. I’m not sure if I still have the autograph book he signed tho. My mom had it stored with a bunch of my old kid stuff growing up and I don’t think it was brought with us when we moved and I can’t ask her now since she’s no longer with us. Gotta go through all the stuff still packed up in the closets.

I also got Mitch Hedberg’s autograph. It’s just not the Mitch Hedberg you might have imagined upon reading that. But he is/was also a comedian. Saw him and a couple other small time comedians at a local club. His name was a large part of his set.

Yeah, this looks like a store inside a mall. If they used one of their vacuums, it’d not be contained within the store since they just kinda drive around until they hit a wall or come to a ledge before changing directions.

I highly doubt they are concerned about the privacy of their own business, which is the only reason a normal person should not be using these unless you know how to disable their ability to phone home.

The details of how the books work mostly comes from the book series, specifically The Book of Ti’Ana, which IIRC is the second book in a trilogy. I haven’t played more than the first one and a little bit of 3 tho. Always wanted to play Riven after reading the books, since they all take place right before the events of that game. But the book series and the games were written by the same people, so it’s all the same lore.

The book writing technique of the D’ni from Myst. It was not magic, it was essentially math and virtual reality. It just was in hand written books you could enter by placing your hand on a window instead of walking into a big room like the holodecks of Star Trek.

Then one day, just by chance,

I tried to fart and shat my pants.

Mine never even had one.

She wasnt on her phone. It was on her seat, under her leg, face down, with her hands both on the steering wheel, and the camera simply spotted the top of the phone at an angle no human being could have possibly seen, nor would be able to claim she was operating it.

I have seen the Windows diagnostic tool accurately identify and fix an issue once.

And that was way the fuck back on Windows XP.

Soup of the Night sounds like it could be the name of a drink made from all the left over drinks at the end of a party.

Crimson Desert reminds of Dragon’s Dogma 2 in a lot of ways, except it’s way better. And it actually started off being built as an MMORPG, so it has a lot of the same feel of one.

As an MMO player at the time that game came out, I thought it was the strangest “MMO” ever. Were Japanese only MMOs like that? I was into UO, EQ, DAOC, and stuff and was kinda expecting a single player game that felt like one of those.

Can I roll to seduce the demons inside me?

Summer was only better than winter when I was in school. It was better because there was no school for 3 whole months in the summer.

I mean… If you’re gay for getting stabbed it might be nice. 🤷‍♂️

The Moth Meme Prophecies

There’s only one solar system I know of that includes Europe and if they destory it, they’re just as dead as the rest of us.

It’s certainly normal for my long-hair having ass. Sometimes I see a hair in my peripheral and I think it’s a person, so I look and there’s nothing there.