An early bird in the hand gets the low hanging fruit in the bush.
It’s a teleportation device.
That’ll happen after a solid meatspinning. Merry-go-rounds can be pretty dangerous too if you’re not careful.
Not sure I love that definition, a dog walk should be relaxing and enjoyable for all involved parties.
That’s not her, it’s an im-pasta!
I want to believe that the kids mentioned in posts like this are playing along with their parents’ delusions so they don’t have to sit through another lecture about how the Federal Reserve is a Ponzi scheme and they’re chemtrailing us with fluoride.
A wild backhoe appears!
Tickling Strangers’ Anuses.
Suits heard about this secret sauce called AI that can cut down on the need for those pesky humans that are always looking for handouts and luxuries like a living wage and benefits. The consumer will have to accept it when the only choices they’re offered are varying flavors of the same shit.
Son of a Bitch of Sam, Al Canine and the BTK (Bacon, Treats and Kibble) killer lock their doors at night in case this shady character is out for a prowl.
Just some asshole.
Don’t feel bad, it took a bunch of people a long time to find him.
Title is how I used to remember port/starboard: I left port. My method for the lights is a little odd but since red goes on port side, I use “red right wrong”.
I appreciate your input on his output, Dr. Butts.
They might roll him out on a wheelchair and wipe away the fluids dribbling out of his ends but “run” is not a word I would use.
And the side project authored by Chuck Tingle:
Can’t get those from yourself.
Someplace that’s cold and far above sea level (for now).
In his house at R’lyeh dead Cat-thulhu waits dreaming.