Dre.

Might be okay with giving a foot massage to another consenting adult human as long as I don’t get thrown off a fourth-story balcony into a greenhouse for it.

Won’t make the same mistake twice.

What?

I’m just a nuclear strike casualty estimate unit enthusiast who isn’t too picky about spelling.

Demand for dongs tends to be much lower than alternatives. They’re just so easy to come by.

Prairie-dogging.

Or tampon roulette: individually wrapped and bagged in sets of 6 but one has a capsaicin-saturated core. Maybe get a few friends with synced cycles so everybody draws one and waits to see who [won / lost].

You must be my local spider. Sorry about the view.

I’m not about to let a little thing like perfect factual accuracy get in the way of a dumb joke.

Sufficiently advanced shitposting is indistinguishable from magic.

What about porn that doesn’t involve anyone?

Cool but why did they include those 3D printed save icons?

Never trust a fart while dry-boofing.

Keep talking about the pedo prophet, don’t give Trump hope that we’ll let that kind of shit go after 1400 years.

Historical reasons. They don’t want to encourage deal-hungry neighbors to invade for a discount, Poland has been through enough.