Fleshodynamic*

People need to spread the word about good, safe partners better.

But jealousy exists, so everyone else has to gamble with their lives for a date/orgasm.

40% of people are voting to divert the meteor and 40% are voting to accelerate it towards us…

Hmmm… I vote we change the moon’s orbit a bit. I’m a single-issue voter and neither plan really addresses the moon very well.

That’s understandable and not implied by the comic, so you’re not targeted by my joke.

Sarcasm is pretty much by definition lying to insult someone or something.

Best case scenario the judge holds you in contempt of court. Worst case you go to prison for perjury.

I hear the meteor has a lot of palladium, which should help our economy.

A vote for a third party under FPTP is mathematically a vote against the party closest to your values. If you live in the US, that means you vote(d) against the Democratic Party and for the Republican Party.

I too long for a third party, but 2024 is not the time.

Is it possible this young man has poor judgement and risk analysis when faced with deciding between momentary joy at the expense of future harm?

Imagine if you could vote to stop the meteor but choose to stay home and read the comics instead.

Fiduciary duties cut both ways.

Funny and technically perjury.

The DNC has plenty of flaws but I didn’t stay home and enable fascism because of it. How fucking stupid can people be?

Russian propaganda is too hilariously good.

Oh my god this ‘both sides are the same’ nonsense is even more disgusting post-election.

Children’s stories are often seeds of critical thinking sown in growing minds.

You should make a Twitter account

First off all, hell no. You can’t honestly be against the fascism that kills babies in Gaza while advocating for people to sign up for a platform run by Elon Musk. At least not if you’ve thought about it for five seconds with five brain cells, anyway.

You will understand very quickly if you leave the echo chamber and see what the word genocide really means. Only a monster can justify it.

Who’s justifying the genocide in Gaza? Not OP. Not the people who voted for Harris over Trump.

Show your work. How did you come to that conclusion? My feeling is Russian propaganda, but I hope you disprove that suspicion.

Put differently (so as not to imply high melanin is fundamentally superior):

Someone mutated to have lower melanin levels in their skin, which was useful to absorb more sunlight for Vitamin D production further north, and that mutation spread.

Depends on the exact wording, medium you said it through, and jurisdiction you said it in.

Idle idle eeee

What would you do to murderers in this system of yours?

So we may as well make it worse.