I’m running into this more and more with BSD (Berkeley Software Distribution) and Bungo Stray Dogs.
I was wondering if anyone else has run into anything similar?
- MTG it’s a trading card game and not some dumb ass politician. - I try to pronounce it “Empty G” with a slight emphasis on the “p”. 
- I also see ‘meeting’ abbreviated as MTG. Which, is now what I call it when I send texts to my friends to play Magic. “Hey, got time for a MTG MTG?” 
- Gotta run with the lowercase “t” to have a little distinction 
 
- CP does not mean: - Cyberpunk
- Club Penguin
- Cleft Palate
- Cerebral PolicyPalsy
- Conservative Party
 - If you’re on a Unix terminal it means “copy,” anywhere else it means what Josh Duggar is into. - Cerebral Policy? We could use some of that 
- I used - cpto refer to- code pointerat work. Got very weird looks…
- cheese pizza 
- Where I am it universally refers to a railroad company, Canadian Pacific. 
- And in the corporate Windows world, it’s the Company Portal (essentially the inter-company App Store). I always have to type it out because I don’t like telling people to go to the CP. 
 
- Wireless Application Protocol. I can no longer say on my CV that I ‘worked on WAP in the early 2000s’. - What is WAP, if not wireless application protocol? - Moist butt cat - MoistCr1tikal? 
 
- a pop star made a popular song about it, I too was lost but someone pointed it out… Wet Ass Pussy - OMS! I don’t want to know what ass pussy is! - Leaving out the hyphen totally changed the meaning ! 
- Ask your mom for me. She knows 😏 
 
 
- Wide area progressive, when slot machines across multiple casinos contribute to one combined jackpot. - LETS GO GAMBLING!!! 
 
 
- I’m working with data, where we have a concept called “write, audit, publish” (also abbreviated WAP). I’m laughing on the inside everyone I hear anyone talking about it. 
 
- Apparently BBC no longer means Big Black Chicken - I love how someone uploaded a video titled “Virgin asshole destroyed by BBC” to pornhub, and it was a video of Ben Shapiro losing his shit after badly failing at debating one of the BBC hosts. 
- Duh, it’s British Broadcasting Chicken. - Huh, I though it was British Black Chicken! 
- Those of a vintage beyond even my own will know that it stands for “Broken Biscuit Company”, which I believe originated on BBC radio with The Goon Show. Now that’s not an acronym, but it is another word that’s picked up an unfortunate extra meaning in recent years. 
 
- A lot of british women I knew just loved BBC. 
- This! It’s so frustrating trying to fill my hen house 
 
- Not annoyed but amused. I suffer from IBS. And in my work there are Internal Business Systems. So I suffer from IBS twice. - SRS/GRS is absolutely everywhere as an acronym. It stands for Sex/Gender Reassignment Surgery - HRT too (Hormone Replacement Therapy) 
 
- Therapy be wild taking CBT for cognitive behavioral therapy when it’s been cock and ball torture for so, so long. - “Therapist said I needed CBT. I just walked out. That dude’s fucking crazy if he thinks Imma smash my nuts.” - My shop we sell cheese and bacon traveller pies, abbreviated to CBT… 
 
- BLM - Especially since the Bureau of Land Management is regularly talked about in my field. - I have no issue with the civil rights movement tho - Due to anti-DEI policies the agency is now called All Land Management - BARREN LANDS MATTER ! 
 
 
- Not annoyed, but i enjoy annoying red hats by taking about how much I appreciate BLM. As soon as they start spouting off I start talking about how we camped on Bureau of Land Management land out west and it was great. - Alternatively, how Brennan Lee Mulligan is a great GM - Also Game Master > General Motors - I read GM as Grand Master (chess). You’ve bastardised it now. - Grand Master (chess) > Game Master > Literal dog shit > General Motors - Better? ;-) - Perfecto. - Muchas gracias 
 
 
 
- D2 is either a type of steel or a great game in 8th grade. - LFG used to mean Look For Group in a lot of games. Now it’s let’s fucking go. - LucasFilm Games 
 
- So many people think Mac is an acronym for whatever reason, as in “Do you use MAC or PC?”. - I don’t know why they think this. It was never formatted that way in any of Apple’s marketing materials. - It really annoys me. In my head when I read it I hear “MAC” pronounced in the voice of Gilbert Godfrey. - I’m guessing they’re confusing it with MAC addresses? They probably saw the term somewhere and wrongly assumed it had something to do with Apple Macs. - Macintosh Apple Computer - MAC stands for MAC Apple Computer. It’s a recursive acronym. - True, although it’s more formally known as an Apple MAC Apple Computer, or Apple Mackintosh Apple Computer Apple Computer. - With Apple standing, of course, for Applied Possibility and Permutation Learning Environment. 
 
 
 
- OK, I’ll bite. Pedant time. - “BSD” isn’t an acronym. It’s an initialism. - Acronyms are pronounced as a words rather than reading the letters, and, well, you’d be beatboxing if you pronounced BSD as a word. - Hey, that’s my job - Part time job
 
 
- It’s not pronounced buzzed? I’ve been saying Freebuzzed wrong all this time??? - Nobody dared telling you. - If you ever have doubts how other stuff is pronounced, just axman. 
 
- Isn’t an initialism a subcategory of acronym by definition? - Other way around. Acronyms are a subcategory of initialisms, specifically the ones that can be read as if they’re words. 
 
 
- I remember being annoyed when PS2 suddenly was a gaming console and not a line of personal computers from IBM. - Yes, I know it’s PS2 vs. PS/2 when written out, but no one ever says PS-slash-2 when speaking. - i thought you were talking about the old mouse and keyboard connectors 
 
- Another one that came to mind is TF2. I like Titanfall 2 more than Team Fortress 2 but I associate the acronym with Team Fortress 2. - You just reminded me the confusion I had trying to figure out if people are talking about Battlefield 2 or Battlefront 2 years ago 
- Ah man another one of these is Monster Hunter World (MHW) and now the new game Monster Hunter Wilds (MHW). 🤦 
- I mean TF2 was kinda old by the time the first Titanfall came out. - True, but still a very active game. - Yeah, I should have been more clear TF2 was like an industry pillar by the time Titanfall came out. Used to be, but still is. 
 
 
- Ever play D2? - Two sided dice, for binary decisions in DnD? Sure, I’ve flipped a coin 
 
- As a dude who loves Transport Fever 2, you better believe I get this wrong a lot. 
 
- Isis used to be the fake spy agency Archer worked for. Damn those middle-eastern radicals stealing the name! - Before that, Isis was an Egyptian goddess and a hot superhero with crossovers to Shazam - Right? Archer’s Isis didn’t replace those, just made them more Accessable 
 
 
- SWIFT is not a programming language it’s a trading protocol that runs the global financial markets which I’m working very hard to forget but still it deserves respect. - But the name of the language isn’t an acronym it’s just the word swift. - Doesn’t change the fact that people think it’s the same thing lol 
 
 




















