And as a fellow fat faced fella, it is the only way to establish a jawline.

That take is not-so-hot. It should just be part of the deal. If I don’t trim my eyebrows regularly, there is inevitably some wild ones that really take off. Once I can start annoyingly detecting my eyeglass frames with them, it’s definitely time for a trim.

You must be young. Trust me, as you age hair starts creeping out of places you wouldn’t expect and your eyebrows attempt to devour your face.

After 30 years of marriage, my wife floated the idea of turning this on. I looked at her like she had two heads.

Why would anyone be willfully surveilled? You know its not just your partner that has access to that data when you have location services enabled.

Same.

When you have kids.

Exactly. It’s not like google is the only indexer out there. And if this cuts into their search dominance, so much the better.

Pour it in an empty jar. let it cool and then put it in the fridge. It keeps nearly indefinitely.

People talk about China’s energy use like it’s not* their* energy use. They used that power to produce the stupid shit that you bought, dumbass. You’re responsible for that energy use, despite it being generated in China.

I enjoy the fuck out of him being trolled by the Canadian electric truck manufacturer Edison Motors as well.

You don’t fix this by lecturing young men. You fix it by giving them a sense of purpose and identity that doesn’t rely on putting someone else down.

Sounds like they need the shit slapped out of them.

Maybe they should just take the advice that we’ve been giving to women and minorities for the last 100 years and tell them that if they want to succeed they should just fucking work harder at it.

That’s exactly where all the value is. Selling people’s fucking genetic information. What makes it even more valuable is that it can be used against all subsequent descendants of the person that willingly gave it up. Do a DNA test like this and you’re selling out your entire family.

Spicy water. Gross.

Humanity

You should familiarize yourself with Telsat Canada’s LEO plans. Should be complete in less than 2 years.

Telsat Lightspeed

Tell me you’re American without telling me you’re American. That hasn’t been an option where I am for nearly 2 decades.

Why is it ALWAYS the sports companies?

Because that’s the biggest broadcast rights moneymaker. Cable would be full and truly dead without sports.

Isn’t Spanish for cable just cable (Cah-blay)? That’s what I’ve seen used in Mexico.

As a Canadian vending machine, the Cheetos removal may well have been political in the first place. I notice just about everything in there is made in Canada, unlike Cheetos.

If I was the vendor, I’d stock the whole thing with Cheetos and then snip the cord myself. Fuck that guy.

As an aside, this appears to be a Canadian vending machine (Miss Vickies, Lays flavours made in Canada, Canadian chocolate bars), so the Cheeto switch may have been political.

So to this guy- Get used to superior Hawkins Cheezies, and elbows up.