Do they both flee the scene only to run headfirst into each other behind someone’s barn?
Unknown, because they both had so much stolen meth in their cars, when they collided, they both exploded into a fireball that wiped out everything within a half a mile radius
Truly kismet
I’m not sure that’s how meth works.
It’s complicated
That just means she’s still sleeping with a bunch of dudes after they broke up…but they still like the sex. So rather than admit that they’re purely using each other for their genitals, they instead try to convince you that it’s some bigger more complicated situation. It’s not. It’s sex. It’s not complicated. Genitals go boom. That’s what they should write on their profiles instead of “it’s complicated”. Instead just write “Genitals go boom”. And offer zero context. NOW it’s complicated! You’re welcome…
Yeesh… sorry you’re having a messy breakup, but that’s not at all what I was talking about 😬
wow
🎵
He was a boy, she was a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?
He stole a van, she stole a car
They wouldn’t get far
Porn Directors:
Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Oregon, where we lay our scene…
But soft, what grill through yonder windshield breaks?
It is a car, and Juliet’s at the wheel.
You got your grand theft auto in my grand theft larceny!
No! You got your grand theft larceny in my grand theft auto!
I’ve got a rule I always tell people. Never commit a misdemeanor when commiting a felony. (Doesn’t have to be a misdimeanor but the point is, if you’re driving a stolen car, don’t run a red light)
Yeah. It’s just common sense and good judgement. Which, strangely, is somewhat lacking in the majority of criminals who get caught.
She looks too put together for this to be a mug shot.
Dress for the job you want, not the one you have. That’s why I always wear a spacesuit to the office.
a match made in heaven
Game recognizes game
She can fix me
Not a comedy, but David Cronenberg has a erotic thriller called Crash which is about people who get involved in car crashes.
No I haven’t seen it.
Oregano in 60 seconds
Isn’t this the same state that had a naked knife wielding guy get in a fight with a naked knife wielding guy?
Nope wait, that was Seattle, my bad whole different state.
But they’re both in separate prisons and never got to meet each other due to injuries & separate ambulances & police intervention. There’s no romance here.
bar-crossed lovers
What if their ambulances crash into each other?
Depends. Were the ambulances stolen as well?
Man, I wouldn’t want to be the insurance agent on this one…
starring Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan.
