I guess somebody finally replied to her and they’re off happily married. Good for her!

Seems to work almost every time for me in safari / Orion? Best part is in lots of paywalled sites, reader mode shows all content.

Translation and screen reader have been a solved thing for a while, no “AI” browser necessary. I’m all for nice features, but bolting in a chat bot that phones home with activity data ain’t one of them.

Even my terminal windows are light mode. You would think that would show that I know how to do things, but nope.

Hilariously, I’m the one who implemented dark mode for my company’s product, and am well known for that since it made so many people happy. When they see my UI they’re horrified, like learning about Santa Claus or Jesus.

Me, in Rome with my Blackberry on Verizon Wireless: “oh fuck, nothing works”

Reader mode in the browser is a godsend.

Look how angry it makes people! I use light mode exclusively, dark mode hurts my eyes. Other geeks have an aneurysm when they look at my screen. I honestly think they lose respect for me (among other reasons).

This is true. Happily married people don’t really talk about it all that much. Source: am one

Nice

Could you imagine any other product foisted on people where they tell you straight out that it might not work?

use online banking now! Quality and accuracy may vary.

What happened to Andrew Tate?

I refuse to use Meta or Google anything. Cuts me off from a lot of people and is pretty inconvenient, but I have to make it as difficult as possible for those rat fuck companies to exploit me.

We must be twins!

Elon is a classic tale of surrounding oneself with sycophants and descending into the madness of their own bullshit. I think he started with pure-ish intentions.

I was a registered libertarian and a Ron Paul disciple. Easy trap to fall into as a relatively privileged white guy. Every self-described libertarian I meet now makes me ashamed of who I was then.

We need to bring back starter pack memes, those were fun

AS GAWD AS MAH WITNESS

I don’t think people are understanding your meaning. But I do.

This is me. I used to be a PC tinkerer back in the day. But now, ain’t nobody got time for that.

That could have been me!

How is that not retirement? You’d be doing whatever you want with no pressure. If monetizing a hobby is what you want, that’s not a job.

I would do the same thing and I can’t wait. I’m 49 and hoping to retire at 55.