It’s worth less than half of zero. They don’t make money. They can’t make money, since they decided to gobble up Musk’s other money-losing companies. Why the hell is it still called Space X when their primary concern is LLMs and rage bait?
GM was for a while, but good point. The US won’t own the AI companies, but the people will have the privilege of giving them gobs of money and having nothing to show for it, other than another billionaire getting away with unlimited fraud. I remember ‘08 very well, thanks for the reminder.
Don’t worry, we will all own these companies anyway when the government has to bail them out during Financial Crisis 2: Artificial Computer-do
“This network? It goes to 6.”
“Is it faster?”
“Yeah, it’s one faster.”
“So why not just make 5 the top number, and make 5 faster?”
“This network goes to 6.”
The best little Ho-house in Kentucky!
Could you have maybe made a key that forced the lock not to engage so that the door would whip open mid-flight and suck that fuckface out into the yonder?
“Is there a doctor on board?” Nope, but there wasn’t one before, either.
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
Hat is backwards, in typical douchebag fashion. See: Fred Durst
90% of my wardrobe consists of company swag shirts and shirts from charities I work with. I just want nicer shirts from good brands without huge logos and graphics. All of the shirts I have now are that shitty Gildan brand which is cheap and inconsistent.
“Criminals” aren’t a separate breed of contemptible human. They’re mostly regular people doing what they feel they have to in order to make it through the day/week/month/year/life.
True, and when politicians say they are “tough on crime” and other shit that suggests some people are just “bad criminals”, all they’re really doing is spouting racist dog whistles.
Go listen to One Fierce Beer Coaster RIGHT NOW. I’ll wait right here.
Life is short and hard, like a body-building elf
And here I am just wanting the small thing on the front and nothing on the back. So hard to find that aren’t athletic shirts.
Show up late and say “oh I thought we didn’t have any deadlines”
Thing is, do people even really need to migrate all of those things? The only reason they’re on there is because “that’s where everybody is”. I’d argue that the best alternative is just… not using them.
In capitalist US, butthole fucks you!
His shitty ai company (xAI) bought Twitter in a huge bullshit valuation, then SpaceX bought xAI in a huge bullshit valuation. Both companies have only ever lost gobs of money under his control. And now that SpaceX has filed to IPO, we’ve seen that not even SpaceX was ever profitable, even before being saddled with two loser, completely-unrelated companies.
Mark my words, this Frankenstein SpaceX will IPO and be propped up by instant inclusion in the S&P 500, then get bought by Tesla (his only profitable company, for now) and that will be called the “biggest merger in history”. This will trigger Musk’s trillion-dollar pay package, which dilutes Tesla stock and gives him majority control, leaving investors holding stock that is now worth much less. So, he’ll end up with this big mess of a company called Tesla and have fleeced every person with a 401(k), IRA, or pension to the tune of a trillion dollars. This will all happen within a year, sooner if possible to avoid scrutiny from a possibly Blue congress.