Yup. We already filed our taxes for 2026, zero in profits of course. wink We’re getting a bailout to keep the doors open, but we’re going to layoff 50% of our staff anyway. Also, both CEOs will be getting a raise equal to the laid off employees pay. But that’s just a standard practice for them being such hard workers.
If only we were allowed to do this. I’d hand you $10 then you hand me $10, $20 of sales was just made! Capitalism baby! Imaginary line must go up!
And this is why the stock market is doing well. Ai companies are exchanging money to show sales and uses even tho it’s all just musical chairs
Why play videogames when I can have Ai so it for me.
Being hunted is the best the poor can hope for at this point.
Lol slaves or robots. And never.
It’s not an insult for the red hats. It’s for us rational people to have a good chuckle over. Also, please include neoliberal in your condemnations.
Lol the real pictures of him just sitting around texting and calling people on his personal phone are crazy. Dude is less useful to the FBI than a paperweight.
Imagine still using dating apps in 2026.
At the risk of sounding too woke, he doesn’t need fixing. He’s perfect the way he is.
Right, start…
Ad block your home internet and phone yall. Life changing.
I just picture you grinding up people into hot dogs. Like not all of them, just enough to make a replacement hotdog. Then the system continues.
“Why do we always send the poor”
Right! All you need to do is look down.
I think he’s done sticking his neck out for this kind of stuff.
I specifically asked for a avocado toast eating lounge?