Ask them how much washing up they could do without any washing up liquid

Only if you get two.

I was wanting to buy say, an Enya CD…

I would be happier if I get one for half price, rather than getting two of the same album for full price.

Guessing they’re dead because of said pool

They could at least spell ceiling

Excellent, that would have pissed off management but they couldn’t have done anything because it’s correct

I’ve started using the Merlin bird app and that’s got me into birds a bit more.

You can use the phone’s mic to record the birdsong and the app will tell you what is about

Maybe it saw your username

Why would they want the technology we have?

I’ve just started doing the circle finger thing Charlie does in the Dennis Reynolds looks like a sex offender episode.

It’s probably considered rude but it works

That makes sense, I think I misinterpreted the second paragraph.

Because of the packs of pills being found, they were worried about the flour being contaminated?

You’re implying that the drugs are snuggled in for altruistic reasons, rather than to unwittingly get lots of people hooked on an opioid

In other news, it’s illegal for the kettle to call the pot black

If that’s true that’s fucking low

Monkey Dust Time Trumpet Peep Show

Some people thought that the band was somewhat Edge-y?

Build one of these out of old pallets, concrete and other scrap stuff

It’s going to be utter shite

That was Travolta playing both roles

That’s what makes it funny though

There probably would be peace in the Middle East if Israel didn’t exist