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The man had a serious problem and found the smartest man in the world to fix it. Better than most presidents.
Obviously. Came here to say this. The first president to listen to scientists.
There it is.
Agreed
WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT.
WERE GONNA LIVE ON, WERE GONNA SURVIVE.
TODAY WE CELEBRATE OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY
o7
Lone Star became president?
He’s a honest to God prince!
No, he just took 248 spacebucks for lunch, gas and tows.
I still get the “fuck yeah” every time I hear that speech.
Damn straight.
“I was elected to lead, not to read.”
Weird. I always thought that was Rainier Wolfcastle who said that. He was sort of the Simpsons universe version of Arnold Schwartzenegger. And the same actor did the voice of Arnold that normally does Wolfcastle.
The line is from the movie, so they break a few of their usual rules.
They’ll have to pass the 61st Amendment first.
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Does Nixon’s head in Futurama count?
Yes
Aroooo!
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LOL I don’t see why not!
I also don’t see why.
Bernie Sanders.
He can still win! Just a few more donations is all it takes.
Keith David makes a great Vice President too: https://saintsrow.fandom.com/wiki/Keith_David
Keith David makes a great anything.
President Lisa Simpson
President Lindberg (Tiny Lister from The Fifth Element). Ok, maybe he was the whole worlds president, but he was so cool.
Oh please. That doesn’t even sound like him.
Corbens mom was the worst.
You’re goddamn right.
You are so right.
The Fifth Element’s president.
Not sure if he counts as US President, but they never clarified if he was the president of the US or the world or whatever, so he still counts! 👍
Tiny Lister!, aka Deebo from Friday. RIP.
Oh snap! I never made the connection that was him!! 😭
I think he’s president of whatever space confederacy that’s formed in that universe.
Relevant username?
Got that reference, you wonderful meat popsicle
Bartlett for America! `24
Let Bartlett be Bartlett!
Bartlet
I mean, Bartlett, but also James Marshall (Harrison Ford - Air Force One) and Thomas Whitmore (Bill Pullman - ID4).
Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.
President Palmer from 24 was pretty good, better than most of the people around him.
David Palmer! Every time I see or hear Dennis Haysbert, he is President Palmer to me.
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