More of a sysadmin humor, but there’s not really a community for that, and from what I’ve seen here, there’s plenty of overlap.
Note: This is just a drill, but it did happen last weekend.
- “Well, see you Monday!” - (Already halfway out the door) You got this, right? 👏 👈😎👈 
- Found the senior dev. - Seriously though, go enjoy your life. Even work emergencies are just work. 
 
 - God damn it, I hate this hacker crap! 
 
- Where’s a 13 year old girl that knows Unix when you need her?  
- I miss /r/ItsAUnixSystem - I searched a few of the bigger instances, but didn’t find one. It’s been almost a year, so I figure if one was going to pop up, it would have by now. - So, I made one: !its_a_unix_system@dubvee.org (https://dubvee.org/c/its_a_unix_system) - Will try to get a few posts up soon. - Subscribed (⌐■_■) 
 
 
 
- Assign to maintenance. I don’t fix fences. - #NotMyJob - Love it. 
 
- Alright. Which jackass pushed to prod on a Friday? - In all the recent cases of this happening to me, it’s networking that pushed to prod on a Friday. lol - Last time it was the data team. - “We’ll just modify this Elastic Search template and not tell anyone. It’ll be fine and no one will even notice .” - Wrong, dipshits! Everything was not fine and lots of people noticed. - It was a Saturday, but I was on-call when Networking shit the bed. One of the main trunk lines degraded and they took almost five minutes to switchover to backup 'cuz their automated degredation monitoring was on a five-minute interval. XD 
 
 
 
- Noisey Gif - Right? lol. I was tempted to edit in “gifs you can hear” 
 
- For some reason this specific graphic has always been one of my favorite parts of this movie. - Edit: I love the internet sometimes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94jIQm0YcCs - Same. I’m a big fan of interactive schematic views in general. There’s a few more (when the door locks go down and when Lex boots them back up) that are almost as cool. 
 
- “Find Nedry! Check the vending machines!” 
- This reminds me of how my manager would always book vacations to align with major rollouts. - the number of games that insist on pushing out patches, expansions, hotfixes on Fridays … - One of the mmo devs for a game I play did that. Game was unplayable for all of Christmas. They are never doing that again. - I was responsible for a 100k user outage around Christmas. It’s the eggnog man it guides you. 
 
 
 
- it’s alright it’s just a planned maintenance window nothing bad will happen 
- Saving this one for next time I’m on call for weekend monitoring. 
- That’s why I don’t have monitor dashboards 😎 
- I dunno but it involves Gluttonous amounts of whip cream 












