Just two bros, nuts to butts, at breakneck speeds.
I’m surprised that even needed clarification. Like, we’re not watching a couple of red pandas in M1 Abrams playing water polo with telephone poles, what the fuck about that picture is baffling to you?
My only question is how terrifying is it being the top in this scenario? Looks precarious at best.
I’d imagine that when your forward velocity is that great, your desire to not become human luge paint is generally such that you can eat charcoal and produce only the finest of Tiffany cuff links. Not sure what that says about the Lego brick below you, but they made their choice.
At least on top you can see where you’re going.
At only the most incredibly uncomfortable neck angle.
I mean yeah, you’re going 115 km/h in an ice channel.
Well I’m sold
Me: “It’s the hot dog luge”
Wife: “What? Why?”
Me: “Weiner rests in the split of the buns”
Wife:
where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons.
Pretty standard, really
There’s nothing quite like a fully shaved scrotum. It really is quite breathtaking.
Lol, I definitely did not fully appreciate this when watching as a teen. Hilarious.
Mr Evil?
That’s Doctor Evil to you.
I didn’t spend six years in evil medical school to be called Mister, thank you very much.
No actually the boy is quite astute. I really am trying to kill him, but so far unsuccessfully. He’s quite wily, like his old man.
“Please don’t pop a boner, please oh please god no!”
Or maybe do?
Geeze, who do you think these guys are, ski jumpers?
They gotta go half chub or it won’t make the suit bigger.
That’s how they lock in
Speed boner!
Somewhere above they were talking about weight distribution. You think theres a team that would be faster if one of them popped a boner?
looks like hes about to bust.
“Too late now. Fuck it, I’m going for it.”
Craig: “What are we doing again?”
Mark: “We need to practice our luge doubles.”
Craig: “…”
Mark: “So I’m gonna need you to lie down on top of me.”
Craig: “Mark, this is a couch.”
Mark: “It’s just practice. We don’t have to be moving.”
Craig: “Mark, you asked me over to watch football.”
Mark (turns on football game): “Now come over here.”
This feels like a Peep Show sketch
In luge, being the best is sort of just a height and weight distribution thing. I honestly think a corpse that’s my same shape could win.
The sport needs her. She’s a once in a generation… shape.
Alexander Skarsgard was great on SNL
Jane Wickline has singlehandedly breathed new life into SNL for me. Previously it was Pete Davidson (RIP his career choices) that made me feel represented there. Made me excited to watch.
Haven’t been huge on SNL in a while, but I fucking love Sarah Sherman’s stuff.
Absolute fucking maniac
Pete Davidson (RIP his career choices)
What’s he done? I haven’t seen much from him since his comedy special a few years ago.
And yeah, I’ve been loving Jane’s stuff as well. Her songs can be kind of hit or miss but she’s so great in general. I loved how she played off the reaction to the Trumpet mom in the recent sketch
He did the Riyadh Comedy Festival. He was judged especially hard since his dad was a 9/11 victim
He did the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
I never understood the popularity of Pete Davidson.
I had a friend who lived with a few dudes in a house, and I go over to her place and she’s getting ready and one of her roommates is sitting in the kitchen eating a chicken breast and broccoli. We get to chatting, and he tells me he’s going to Olympic trials for luge, and so obviously I ask how you get into that.
He ends up telling me he ran and was successful at track, and he basically got poached, mainly because of his size and his running ability.
So yeah. That’s it.
The top guy is solidly connected to the shaft. Good for cornering.
Isn’t weird that the twink is on top?
You’ve gotta spice up your love life, dude, change things around every so often, try something new occasionally. You might both like it.
Yes exactly! One position gets boring after a while.
Starts solo, and then your buddy asks if he can join.
Or you are too scared to try it yourself, so you ask your friend(me), to hold you so you feel safe going down that big hill
I looked up the origins of the luge double and you’re not too far from the truth!
I would have thought it was a lighter weight dude guessing how much faster it would be if he weighed double.
I’d have tried it with lead weights in the sled, but whatever.
Was copious amounts of alcohol involved?
I’m too scared bro. Can I ride you bro?
As long as you keep your socks on.
Wait, when you say “ride”, which position did you want to… Oh well, erm, never mind, forget I asked. Uhm… Yeah, bro, whatever, sounds fun. I’m there for you, bro.
:: halfway down the run ::
Top: Ok, you know, that’s making it really hard to concentrate.
Bottom: Well if you would not bounce us around so much…
I have cackled loudly and now I need to explain why to my children.
Thank you.
I always say “I read something funny on the internet. You wouldn’t understand.”
“think of it as an extra safety restraint”
Top/Bottom in which sense?
Yes
“Bro you wanna do butt stuff but on ice going really fast in front if everyone?”
Prolly like that
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Checks out
I’m a bit confused. Which one is the top here?
The one on the bottom.
And yet the guy on top technically finishes first
He’s called the power bottom because he’s generating all the power.
Is that how the circular economy becomes self-sustaining?
Big “who’s on first” vibes
The bottom man is the top man, obviously.
Oops, All Tops.
I’m like 97% sure that this sport started on a dare.
“I double dog dare you bro to sit on my shaft”
“But what about the sled?”
“I’ve got the brakes on, don’t worry about it bro”
