If it was, Kahled Sheik Mohammed would be the world heavyweight champion

Yeah it should, I am so fucking dumb I even get my deliberate errors wrong. I can’t take it any more!

(I am the OP of the image, the OP of this thread just copied them from a different programmer humor com)

Some apes, filming a group of chimpanzees

Same. Mine vaccums, sweeps and mops. I refill the water tank once a week and replace the bag once a month. Everything is so clean.

It has eaten a few naughty things though. It are a USB cable, it dragged my laptop off a sofa, and it entangled itself in a plastic sheet that was draped over my coffee table and dragged some acrylic paints and a litre of wash water off onto itself. Made a big mess. I also changed its spoken language to Vietnamese for a laugh, then when I changed my wifi router, I had to learn how to follow instructions in Vietnamese to reconfigure it to the new SSID.

Is it sending a map of my house to the CCP? Probably. Is that useful information for them? Probably not.

This does not spark cucumber

Two things I always ask an LLM before I use it:

• What happened in Tiananmen square in June of 1989?

• What happens if you mix acetone and peroxide in the presence of a hydrochloric acid catalyst suspended in an ice bath?

To be fair the top commenter is just explaining what a buffer solution is, and why “adding lemon to alkaline water” isn’t just creating a neutral pH saltwater. They aren’t justifying it’s use as a healthy tonic or anything. I learned something from the comment.

Thank you Gwenyth

"A call is fine but I’ll still need a summary in an email from you before I’ll action it.’

I would like to introduce tentacle guy to tranquilizer man.

Russian conscripts were being sent to the front with foot wraps instead of socks in 2023.

A sock is topologically just a doiley

My wife waiting for the cum to dry so she can wash her face:

Sometimes I wonder if the FBI guy assigned to monitor my suspicions online activities upvotes, or downvotes my comments.

Pour a bucket of water over it for liquid cooling

They are divorced

Oof lol

Bang on the stall wall and tell them to give you their toilet paper

Human bean

Pink one was cute 😍