Engineers hammer is used to smack things and see what happens. You’re not meant to drive nails or shape metal with it, but it’s used to do inspections.

For example, a structural engineer inspecting a truss bridge might go and smack every stringer or strut near the rivet to the beam to see what happens. If the strut jiggles a bit, then the rivet has loosened and might need to be replaced.

If a bit of steel is heavily rusted, the engie might belt it really hard to see if it breaks due to deep corrosion, or if it’s just surface rust.

The sound you get from smacking a bit of steel can also tell you about the material, good steel will bong and reverb, bad steel will be dull and not reverb.

They forgot “water”

What?

Or more rubber bands

Just dial us into a black hole again.

I enjoy the memes, but I’m embarrassed to admit I actually don’t know what the difference between linux distros are.

Yeah but you get it all 1000 times faster and mum can still use the phone at the same time

The left half

Please add Fishing Barents sea to your megasim please. My Sjarken needs to sell its pollock in your fish market simulator

There are many ways to solve the landlord problem. Mao found 300,000 ways

We rent this mess now

What are they hiding from us?!

He actually was a stage actor who did Shakespeare, no joke.

• Keeps demons away

If you reach an Arby’s, you’ve gone the wrong way, crawl back into the wilderness, it’s safer there.

M for Mancy

Whomever draws the dildo from the statue shall be crowned king or queen of degeneracy.

Nothing wrong with that

When you’re ready, you’ll know

I wonder if it’s loaded!

Click click click

Nope!