• CatZoomies@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Owner Class: “Hey everybody. We’ve had an excellent season this year, so we wanted to pay our success forward. Hold out your hands, we’re gonna share our harvest!”

    Mushroom and White Trees hold out their “hands”.

    Owner Class trickles a pittance of nutrients on Mushroom only.

    White Trees: “… Wait, what?! How come Mushroom got this?”

    Mushroom: “Yeah that’s weird. Let’s go ask Owner Class what happened!”

    Owner Class: “WTF? That’s so weird! Hey, Mushroom! What happened here? Why did you get some nutrients and White Trees didn’t get any?!”

    Mushroom: “Hey, I deserve this! I worked so hard this season, I have to eat, too!”

    White Trees: “Give us some!”

    Mushroom: “Make me!”

    Scuffle Intensifies

    Emperor Palpatine Owner Class: Laughs in Reaganomics

    Sticks more straws into the nutrients and starts sucking.