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  • They are like station wagons, or the rings of power. Only about 20 were made and they just change hands because they are indestructible.

    Three wood laminate bowls were given to the elves for they craved salty snacks

    Seven were given to the dwarves, so they could munch deep in their basements

    Nine were given to men, to hold their ramen. They later became edgelords, twisted by the dark lord Joe Rogan

    One was crafted in secret, and holds Cheetos in the white house.


























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    5 days ago

    I don’t have a dog in the fight; I live elsewhere, but it’s baffling to see voters vote for someone who actively caters to the corporations and rich that exploit the average American. Criminal record and very questionable ethics aside, choosing to elect someone to pour more gas on fire doesn’t seem like the right solution