Fortunately, woodland creatures don’t hire lawyers

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOPtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldThe Look™
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    17 days ago

    If you’re not pestering the shit out of your wife, are you even married? My wife (perhaps unwisely) chose an intelligent (she’ll tell you otherwise, when I forget to replace the garbage bag) and funny man. Now she spends half her day rolling her eyes, or crinkling her nose at me (she’s particularly pretty when she does that), or swatting my hand away from her bottom.