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CustardFist@feddit.nl to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

‘EXPECTING’ [OC] (with “forever alone” guy Joseph Erkhoff)

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‘EXPECTING’ [OC] (with “forever alone” guy Joseph Erkhoff)

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CustardFist@feddit.nl to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • Dorkyd68@lemmy.world
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    Dated a pregnant chicken once. The sex was much better than I expected however she had some weird ass dirty talk that I wasn’t down with. Shit like “youre going to be such a great father to our child, i love you so much” or '"you can just cum in me it’ll make our baby stronger " anyway it gave me the ick and now she a single mama w/ baby daddy drama, i ain’t no chump and won’t be caught raising any child even if it’s my own, that’s how they break you, can’t no chains break this stud tho

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      Dated a pregnant chicken once.

      You dated a what now?

    • Sergio@slrpnk.net
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      1 year ago

      kek this comment was funnier than the strip itself.

  • ORbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    This is funny?

    • webghost0101@sopuli.xyz
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      It’s a bit of an infantile joke to me but humor is subjective, what is a fact is that it is a comic. It belong here more than this comment-chain does.

      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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        It is kind of childish.

        • Admetus@sopuli.xyz
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          I don’t know if you’re layering on another pun here…

          • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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            Sorry if it came across as a little juvenile. Thanks for your constructive criticism. I’ll try not to throw a tantrum over it.

            • Sergio@slrpnk.net
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              No use crying over spilt milk.

    • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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      It’s a pun. Not everyone likes puns. It’s up to you to decide if it’s funny, no one can take this from you.

      • ORbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        God… I missed it. It’s still questionably funny, but better than before.

      • Admetus@sopuli.xyz
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        I missed the initial pun 😅 I was a bit slow to get it.

    • CustardFist@feddit.nlOP
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      Dunno. 🤷‍♂️
      Some people seem to like it. Those are my peeps. 😍

    • Fern@lemmy.world
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      Did you catch the joke? Or did you think it was dumb?

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        Both. Oh well, to each their own.

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      The punchline subverted my expectations, so *checks pulse*… mmmyes.
      Yes, I believe I found this funny.

      Edit: I’m actually wondering who this is offensive to. Pregnant women as being undateable could be a bad trope?

    • TimeNaan@lemmy.world
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      This comic rarely is.

      • CustardFist@feddit.nlOP
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        You can block me, you know. 💁‍♂️

        • Sergio@slrpnk.net
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          Don’t feel bad, fam. As far as haters go, these are pretty mild.

          • CustardFist@feddit.nlOP
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            Oh, I’m chill. 👌😌👌
            I’ve been posting my comics on Reddit for over five years and I have received death threats.

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