Can’t argue with the logic

Because it’s beyond reasoning

I love these etymologies where it’s just “this word comes from a similar sounding word with the same meaning.” Who would have guessed.
Me. I would have guessed.

“Your mom is so old, she could be your parent!”

True, 49 million years is perfect but that’s where I draw the line

My grandmother often gave us birthday cards with the age we had before. At some point she switched to generic cards with a number on it but a question mark would have done too

Don’t give it a second thought

“This is my step ladder.
I never knew my real ladder.”

Relatable!!!.!!!

I’m thinking art and well, you could argue they often represent the concept of death which is close enough

How can you forget about dead people when skeletons represent dead people in the first place?

So the prophecy is fulfilled

Which appears white on black cars and black on white cars. You figured out their trick

Thanks, I needed this reminder, I almost forgot

POV: I’m doing my part

Thanks, it gives more context as TL;DRs should always do but often fail because of lazy

I love how the summary is actually longer.

TL;DR
How is this a summary? Summaries are supposed to the shorter, hence the name, but this summary is longer so it is not really a summary. AI has failed us, we are doomed.

A joke on the internet?? Big if true!

OP is putting the post into shitpost

They could even mean bottle or glass or anything really

baby

cat

They are the same picture