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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·2 years ago“I used to be a piece of shit.” The most criminal thing I ever did was buy drugs and pirate stuff. Now the drugs I would buy are legal, so that just leaves the piracy.
minus-squareBreadOven@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·2 years agoI used to be a piece of shit…I still am, but I used to be also.
minus-squarelars@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoOmg I’m crying laughing. This hits the spot.
minus-squareAeronMelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoSounds like dialog from Poorly Drawn Lines.
minus-squareDecoy321@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 years agoThe basis of the joke is most commonly attributed to Mitch Hedberg.
minus-squareBreadOven@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoThanks. I can’t remember the exact wording offhand. I may have butchered it. But that is what I was going for.
minus-squareDecoy321@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoIt’s all good, you were pretty close.
minus-squareBreadOven@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoHaha yes. Thank you. RIP in peace Mitch. We all miss you.
“I used to be a piece of shit.”
The most criminal thing I ever did was buy drugs and pirate stuff. Now the drugs I would buy are legal, so that just leaves the piracy.
I used to be a piece of shit…I still am, but I used to be also.
Omg I’m crying laughing. This hits the spot.
Sounds like dialog from Poorly Drawn Lines.
The basis of the joke is most commonly attributed to Mitch Hedberg.
Thanks. I can’t remember the exact wording offhand. I may have butchered it. But that is what I was going for.
It’s all good, you were pretty close.
Haha yes. Thank you. RIP in peace Mitch. We all miss you.