I honestly don’t know if I would just hit the random button and save myself or purposely not choose to be rewarded with the sweet release of death.

They added tags and took away my actual flair. 😔

If they’re famous: From the news.

If they’re family: Other family.

If they’re friends: Hopefully other friends or their family.

If they’re a stranger: I don’t, unless their story ends up on the news or as a movie or something. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Well that’s some bullshit. 😠

I read, write, and cook, and can play several instruments (kazoo, mouth harp, washboard, tamborine,…). Where’s the women that find me attractive?

Tell me you haven’t played the original Legend of Zelda without saying you haven’t played the original Legend of Zelda.

BOTW/TOTK are more like the very first Zelda game than any other Zelda titles.

Just like BG3 really isn’t all that different from BG1 and 2. Everyone so blown away by it saying it raised the bar must be young as fuck, because it didn’t raise the bar. It just put it back where it was in the 90’s after it fell off the post. That isn’t to say it’s not great or deserving of GOTY over TOTK, though. Ideally, they both would win for different reasons.

That’s why he just said fuck it and cured the lepers. It was easier.

Sands of Time or the second one of that generation… They kinda blend together in my memory, so I literally can’t be sure which was the one I liked more. But it’s one of those.

They were, however, the first ones I played. I never had the original or even a demo of it and didn’t know the Xbox/PS2 gen ones were part of an older series until way after I played them.

God damn. Humpty Dumpty got fucking wrecked.

Isn’t that the whole game, though? Recontextualizing things to solve puzzles? I was thinking maybe it had a fucked up story or lore; I’ve never actually played it, but I hella want to because the premise of swapping game mechanics with words and such sounds awesome.

You could always ask for their address and use mail.

So Damn Insane

Aunt Fritz’s password looks awfully similar to a product key (like a steam key or CD key). 🤔

I know how fucked up and/or weird everything else here is but…

What the hell is wrong with Baba is You?

I don’t think so. You need some special equipment that isn’t too difficult to get.

I noticed one of the loading tips in RimWorld said something like “dirty is inherently dirty,” and I was like “no…?”

That takes effort and would invalidate it as a shitpost.

I suspected I had ADHD and nothing else when I went to get diagnosed. One of the things I thought was a problem caused by ADHD was how I feel about other people as well as not having any sort of neutral emotions. Turns out I have Borderline Personality Disorder (and what was formerly known as Asperger’s still when I got diagnosed), which I hadn’t even heard of until I was diagnosed with it.

If in doubt, get checked out. A lot of mental illnesses have overlapping symptoms and it takes a professional to sort them out, and I do see a lot of people simply self-disgnosing based on how they feel when seeing memes.