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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago

Povertymaxxed and bolognapilled

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Povertymaxxed and bolognapilled

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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago
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  • Jakdracula@lemmy.world
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    Isn’t bologna just hot dog pancakes?

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      Always feels weird to me that Yanks call weiners hot dogs even though the whole thing with the bun is a hot dog. Would feel like calling minced meat hamburger meat or something hah

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        Would feel like calling minced meat hamburger meat or something hah

        Oh we definitely don’t do that. That would be super crazy.  ⁠•⁠ _⁠ •⁠

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          Lmao it’s real

          • ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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            11 months ago

            Wait till this guy learns about Hamburger Helper

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        We call minced meat (“ground beef” in the Americas) a hamburger, burger, or burger patty when it’s shaped into a flat circle.

        It’s not uncommon for us to call a circle of ground beef a “burger” even if it’s sans-bun.

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        Worse still is the pronunciation of “bologna”. How. Just how. None of you seppos have the right to tell me about how I pronounce “herbs” or “pecans”. Then again, our pronunciation of “lieutenant” is messed up.

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          Bo lo na

          The g is silent, obviously. Have some culture.

          • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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            Baloney.

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            The “g” isn’t silent. the “gn” in Italian (and French) is pronounced like a “n” with a tilde (~, e.g “ñ”) in Spanish.

            • bologna = bo lo nya
            • gnocchi = nyo ki
            • cognac = co nyak
            • jalapeño = ha la pe nyo
            • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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              Stop making up fake languages, we know you all speak The President’s Speech at home

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          What is a seppo?

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            Septic tank. Rhymes with Yank.

            • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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              11 months ago

              British rhyming slang, or Australian?

              • zedgeist@lemm.ee
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                I think it’s Aussie?

                • jagungal@lemmy.world
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                  11 months ago

                  Spot on!

      • Resol van Lemmy@lemmy.world
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        I’ve always called them old sos myself (because sausAGE, amirite?)

        Wow, my jokes are terrible.

    • ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world
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      They’re actually just human portions of a hot dog for titans. You ever see one of those mother fuckers? You don’t carry a three foot hotdog as thick as your leg, you wield it.

    • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOP
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      Technically correct.

      • Jakdracula@lemmy.world
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        The best kind of correct!

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    11 months ago

    I don’t play the lottery or scratchers but I still would like to win the lottery.

    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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      In some respects you already have, just by existing. The odds of any single sperm managing to fertilize an egg are comparable to the odds of winning The Powerball.

      • Crashumbc@lemmy.world
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        11 months ago

        So I already blew my chance

        • Holyginz@lemmy.world
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          No if blowing were involved you wouldn’t be here either

        • Simple Jack@lemmy.world
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          11 months ago

          *high fives…and misses!

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    Reminds me when I got off diet. I was so desoerate that I took a whole ass bread, cut it horizontally, put a lot of veggies and meat inside and ate it in one go.

    God it felt good.

    God my stomach hurt.

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      whole ass bread

      • spujb@lemmy.cafe
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        1 bread

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      Relevant xkcd

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    Haha, that reminds of this guy I knew as a teenager. He would buy a 500g lyoner sausage and just straight up eat it as it was. No bread or anything. And he’d finish the entire thing in one sitting.

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      what does that much sodium do to a person?

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        He’s been perfectly preserved. He’ll write down how the last human passes, while eating another sausage

      • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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        As long as your kidneys are working fine and you can drink water, all it does is make your pee salty and make you thirsty.

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        Make them happy

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        Didn’t ever look at the sodium in one of those Asian ramen noodle bowls. :(

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    That would make me piss my ass out

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    I used to visit a quickie mart for lunches that sold those fried up with any fixins you wanted. 3 bucks a pop

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