Language is a virus.

https://genius.com/Laurie-anderson-language-is-a-virus-lyrics

No.

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.

Ok

America is #1 in production of aircraft carriers. America is #1 in the number of incarcerated citizens per capita. America is #1 in the number of adults who think angels are real. America is #1 in defense spending.

He’s a homosectional.

Yes, 100%

Somafm groove salad

https://somafm.com/groovesalad/

We are all gods children, and he left us in a hot car with the windows rolled up.

When the “baby on board” sticker is a little faded and beat up you know the kid is at least two years old now and the car is safe to ram ‘em.

https://medium.com/illumination/its-official-prayer-doesn-t-work-cf6c9282bb84

The best kind of correct!

Go visit Bali. In the town of Ubud, there is a whole street of people carving and sculpting right out in the open. You can just walk down the street and watch really great art being created.

Isn’t bologna just hot dog pancakes?

Peanut butter guy:

https://youtu.be/Bc0zEgK3WmM?si=IaaQVHUc4h1D2M48

Say “on skib a dee” to any young kid. They love it.

Start exercising regularly and eating correctly now.

It’s “eat all you can”. It’s a contest.

26 months ago: “it’s nft powered”

Boomer!