ZephyrXero@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 hours agoFrom Wolfenstein 3D to Indiana Jones and the Great Circle, gamers have been preparing for this era for 33 yearsmessage-squaremessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up179arrow-down14
arrow-up175arrow-down1message-squareFrom Wolfenstein 3D to Indiana Jones and the Great Circle, gamers have been preparing for this era for 33 yearsZephyrXero@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 hours agomessage-square11fedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-210 hours agoCheese pizza Lunchables have taught me that yellow cheese should be used in smaller proportions then white cheese or yellow cheese is more scarce/valuable then white cheese.message-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up128arrow-down15
arrow-up123arrow-down1message-squareCheese pizza Lunchables have taught me that yellow cheese should be used in smaller proportions then white cheese or yellow cheese is more scarce/valuable then white cheese.Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-210 hours agomessage-square8fedilink
ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 13 hours agoIf you are ever feeling like what you are doing is meaningless, remember that there are American lawyers and judges who have spent many years studying US constitutional law. message-squaremessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1350arrow-down116
arrow-up1334arrow-down1message-squareIf you are ever feeling like what you are doing is meaningless, remember that there are American lawyers and judges who have spent many years studying US constitutional law. ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 13 hours agomessage-square16fedilink
Hejej@lemmy.mlEnglish · 6 hours agoLiving with 9,5 holesplus-squarelockmessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down19
arrow-up1-3arrow-down1message-squareLiving with 9,5 holesplus-squarelockHejej@lemmy.mlEnglish · 6 hours agomessage-square4fedilink
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 23 hours agoIf I lived in Stockton I'd start a podcast and call it STalkton.message-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down13
arrow-up112arrow-down1message-squareIf I lived in Stockton I'd start a podcast and call it STalkton.Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 23 hours agomessage-square3fedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-222 hours agoWhen picking location for reincarnation USA is a really popular choice for obvious reasons but don't pick it, it's a total bait and switch.message-squaremessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up179arrow-down18
arrow-up171arrow-down1message-squareWhen picking location for reincarnation USA is a really popular choice for obvious reasons but don't pick it, it's a total bait and switch.Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-222 hours agomessage-square16fedilink
Skeezix@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoGotye is just someone that we used to know.message-squaremessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1180arrow-down115
arrow-up1165arrow-down1message-squareGotye is just someone that we used to know.Skeezix@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square17fedilink
ThePantser@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day agoHow would you know if you ate a bad prune?message-squaremessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up140arrow-down15
arrow-up135arrow-down1message-squareHow would you know if you ate a bad prune?ThePantser@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square11fedilink
58008@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoPets hate the vet clinic and groomer because they smell the combined terror/anger of a thousand other animals who've been poked and prodded in that roomplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up1135arrow-down114
arrow-up1121arrow-down1message-squarePets hate the vet clinic and groomer because they smell the combined terror/anger of a thousand other animals who've been poked and prodded in that roomplus-square58008@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square30fedilink
originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com · 2 days agothe flintstones vitamins people should make a candy productplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up142arrow-down13
arrow-up139arrow-down1message-squarethe flintstones vitamins people should make a candy productplus-squareoriginalucifer@moist.catsweat.com · 2 days agomessage-square12fedilink
Opinionhaver@feddit.ukEnglish · 4 days agoIt's quite strange that I can just go online and say a thing and probably atleast a thousand people are going to read it.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up1209arrow-down16
arrow-up1203arrow-down1message-squareIt's quite strange that I can just go online and say a thing and probably atleast a thousand people are going to read it.plus-squareOpinionhaver@feddit.ukEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square31fedilink
Apytele@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-22 days agoInstead of paying for a therapist every week I'd be willing to pay like $100 a month for someone to harass me into going to social events.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up1147arrow-down14
arrow-up1143arrow-down1message-squareInstead of paying for a therapist every week I'd be willing to pay like $100 a month for someone to harass me into going to social events.plus-squareApytele@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-22 days agomessage-square18fedilink
ElectroVagrant@lemmy.world · 2 days agoA digital desktop toy shredder/incinerator for writing out and promptly destroying one's thoughts would be nice some daysplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up132arrow-down12
arrow-up130arrow-down1message-squareA digital desktop toy shredder/incinerator for writing out and promptly destroying one's thoughts would be nice some daysplus-squareElectroVagrant@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square8fedilink
pruwyben@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 days agoIt's weird that a room with just a toilet and sink is called a "half bath", when it in fact has zero bathtubs.message-squaremessage-square61fedilinkarrow-up1251arrow-down114
arrow-up1237arrow-down1message-squareIt's weird that a room with just a toilet and sink is called a "half bath", when it in fact has zero bathtubs.pruwyben@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 days agomessage-square61fedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-23 days agoI've evaluated my net worth to be over $100,000,000,000 (based on the appreciation of my beanie baby collection) so laws don't apply to me anymore. message-squaremessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1228arrow-down110
arrow-up1218arrow-down1message-squareI've evaluated my net worth to be over $100,000,000,000 (based on the appreciation of my beanie baby collection) so laws don't apply to me anymore. Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-23 days agomessage-square19fedilink
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 days agoHamburger Helper and Rice-A-Roni might be the same thing.message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down14
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareHamburger Helper and Rice-A-Roni might be the same thing.Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 days agomessage-square2fedilink
MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world · 4 days agoGetting Nicole-ed feels way more awesome than how getting scammer spam usually feels.message-squaremessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up159arrow-down119
arrow-up140arrow-down1message-squareGetting Nicole-ed feels way more awesome than how getting scammer spam usually feels.MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square16fedilink
rainrain@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days agoMen who have their balls removed at an early age are 300% more successful.message-squaremessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down153
arrow-up1-45arrow-down1message-squareMen who have their balls removed at an early age are 300% more successful.rainrain@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square14fedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-24 days agoThe only correct way to watch FOX news is to pretend you're a billionaire or actually be a billionaire. Otherwise I can't see it be anything but masochistic.message-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up157arrow-down16
arrow-up151arrow-down1message-squareThe only correct way to watch FOX news is to pretend you're a billionaire or actually be a billionaire. Otherwise I can't see it be anything but masochistic.Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-24 days agomessage-square7fedilink
TehBamski@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-24 days agoI bet most male cinematographers take some of the best dick pics, because of their knowledge of lighting, angles, depth perception, and whatnot.message-squaremessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up175arrow-down114
arrow-up161arrow-down1message-squareI bet most male cinematographers take some of the best dick pics, because of their knowledge of lighting, angles, depth perception, and whatnot.TehBamski@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-24 days agomessage-square10fedilink
