“I get shit done!”

“Is funny?”

Around me, 242-2000 might be a close second to yours. It’s for a taxi company.

They even have a little jingle for it. Can’t forget it even when im drunk.

Is that a pug wearing a duck bill in the top right?

I get that. He is good. It probably stems more from that very weird point, where he was doing kind of Andy Kaufman thing.

Rapping and that weird interview on Letterman, where he was giving one word answers to all of his questions.

Joaquin Phoenix.

It’s my spirit animal, I almost had to pick this one. :)

I’d be shitting my pants too if my neighbors were shooting at each other.

So, my wife worked for a chain pet store. Thier veterinarian came in with him saying someone surrendered him.

The maggot was just under his right eye. Vet said that he was unsure of how long he would live.

Fifteen years later…

Like the Nazi rapper?

“If you’re from the pan handle, no.”

Like his cheeks

I was led to believe that soap left on dishes can give you diarrhea or worse.

I mean, dishwashers and even washing machines for clothes have a rinsed cycle for a reason, I’d bet.

One of my ex girlfriends would wash her dishes without rinsing them. Ues soapy water to scrub them and just put them in the dish strainer.

Edit: spelling

Wife makes it at least once a month.

That was 17 years ago already?!

Every time that they get close enough to a smoke detector, make it scream.

Maybe "pants " a few of them in front of a press conference.

No big deal. I only ask to spark conversation, instead of looking it up myself.

With confidence.

I’m going to try and stand like that from time to time, through my friends off. Ha.

That would be fun to build! Biggest tower I built is 390’. Nowhere near this much steel.