At least that’s confirm. Could be he just spawn from nothing right there.

H.Y.C.Y.BH

All Kings Are Bitches?

Is that balls hanging or his dick

Should have named Miguel the Contractor.

It’s for emergency exit.

/s

How about the burglar?

You forgot to soak the rice first wash it a few times, put it into the caldero, add some water till 1 inch above the level of the rice. Can use your thumb to measure that. Then put into the stove use your laptop as cap for the caldero wait for 30 minutes and your done you still have broken laptop and a rice ready to serve.

Believe it or not you actually summon Jesus.

Gotcha haha did not thought people would take it seriously.

Hit and run

Eat your best friend op.

/s

Is he trying to cosplay a person hanging?

Yes, his Neil Degrass Tyson.

Et tu brute?

I also like to think his Neil Degrass Tyson the boxer.

Second one feels naked

Porch pirates sure have advanced they even use dogs now.

We could keep using Polaris or find some really far galaxy or star as the north.

I hope this is true any source I could read more?