Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agoTask failed successfully?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square69fedilinkarrow-up11.02Karrow-down123
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minus-squareSpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24arrow-down1·1 year agoCan’t go to hell from suicide if someone kills you
minus-squaremommykink@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up36arrow-down1·1 year agoTrue but unfortunately his pants were 2% elastane so he will, in fact, still be going to hell
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoThat’s why I never wear pants at all! See?
minus-squareOmgpwnies@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoKirkland signature stretchy jeans are the GOAT. If I’m going to hell, at least I’ll be wearing comfy pants
minus-squareidunnololz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27arrow-down1·1 year agoOh sht. The cops were the good guys all along. They’re angels sent by God to take us all to heaven 🙏🙏🙏 /s (I’m going to vomit from having to type that)
Can’t go to hell from suicide if someone kills you
True but unfortunately his pants were 2% elastane so he will, in fact, still be going to hell
That’s why I never wear pants at all! See?
Kirkland signature stretchy jeans are the GOAT. If I’m going to hell, at least I’ll be wearing comfy pants
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Oh sht. The cops were the good guys all along. They’re angels sent by God to take us all to heaven 🙏🙏🙏
/s (I’m going to vomit from having to type that)