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minus-squareAeronMelon@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up91·2 months agoThe chances of a tourist being killed by an Italian chef are low… but never zero!
minus-squarecynar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down1·2 months agoThe chances of a “missing” tourist’s body being found are also low, but not zero!
minus-squarebinarytobis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 months agoI miss the “but never zero” memes. Maybe I’ll start flooding lemmy with them personally.
minus-squareBuddahriffic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoPlease make at least 35% of them horny, to relieve some of the pressure on Violet.
minus-squaremsage@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoChance of them being horny is very low. . . . But never zero.
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoI’m only even ~1/4 Italian by ancenstry, and I would have it out for somebody who did this at a proper Italian restaurant in the US. Unacceptable chuckle-fuck behavior.
minus-squareRampantParanoia2365@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoI mean, it’s not, though. It is no Olive Garden. Thankfully.
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months ago… The comparison, either positive, or negative, is insulting. At least go with Bucca di Beppo or something like that, if you want to make a comparison. Olive Garden is fucking microwaved slop.
minus-squareforrgott@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoAccording to Borderlands 3, the life of a celebrity chef is mostly revenge killings. Edit: Just saying find us a celebrity Italian chef… 😎
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoSo like one of my favorite Chinese restaurants you would go to because the owner would always be going on an angry drunken rant. The food is good but the floor show is better
minus-squarenaeap@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoHave you ever been in Italy? They take their food seriously…
The chances of a tourist being killed by an Italian chef are low… but never zero!
The chances of a “missing” tourist’s body being found are also low, but not zero!
I miss the “but never zero” memes. Maybe I’ll start flooding lemmy with them personally.
Please make at least 35% of them horny, to relieve some of the pressure on Violet.
Chance of them being horny is very low.
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But never zero.
I’m only even ~1/4 Italian by ancenstry, and I would have it out for somebody who did this at a proper Italian restaurant in the US.
Unacceptable chuckle-fuck behavior.
I mean, it’s not, though. It is no Olive Garden. Thankfully.
…
The comparison, either positive, or negative, is insulting.
At least go with Bucca di Beppo or something like that, if you want to make a comparison.
Olive Garden is fucking microwaved slop.
According to Borderlands 3, the life of a celebrity chef is mostly revenge killings.
Edit: Just saying find us a celebrity Italian chef… 😎
So like one of my favorite Chinese restaurants you would go to because the owner would always be going on an angry drunken rant. The food is good but the floor show is better
Have you ever been in Italy?
They take their food seriously…