• altphoto@lemmy.today
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    3 days ago

    We just have to accept it! Trump is our first LGBTQ president. He just happens to be the closeted kind. So at every moment where their secret could come out, they double it down on lies and deception. Not everyone is like that, but I can see why. I’ve heard that Hitler was also a gay person.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexuality_of_Adolf_Hitler

    And I heard on NPR last night that he had a micropenis and undecended testicles. This doesn’t make you or anyone a bad person at all. What is relevant is that we’re all suffering due to the personal suffering and vendettas that some random asshole has.

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        3 days ago

        Possibly?

        Well I got down voted. But this might be an unfortunate truth and we’re missing it. Trump is at least bisexual if he’s giving blow jobs on the side. And he obviously doesn’t want us all to know about it.

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          Oh, here’s an upvote, friend. At least you’re now breaking even. 😅

          Also, if he’s bisexual, I’m not claiming him. I’m also disowning Alex Jones, who is possibly bisexual and into swinging.

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            3 days ago

            Alright sounds good.

            I’m looking forward to someone at some point taking a photo or video at the decisive moment when orange man realizes he is truly gay, unique and the president of the God damn United States. As a gay or bisexual man he could unify the country and truly make America great again (assuming he’s fucked it up real good so far, which is a good assumption). Please be bi! Please be bi! Please come out as bi! He’s got 3 more years as president and just possibly just a handful more as a human bean. He has the potential to uplift us instead of antagonize us. All he has to do is realize he’s gay or bisexual and tell us all about it after he pardons himself again for abusing underaged people.

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      If he came out he would win quite a few confused LGBT votes and lose quite a bit of conservative votes that are also confused