They were roomates

Yes, hello from the rest of the world, where not only are we owned, but complaining about it is also a self-own.

Umm I think he told everyone who would listen.

Android folks generally know because we have to close them sometimes. Don’t know about iPhoners

Simple answer for us simple folk. I like it. Thank you!

And an unsuspecting seasoner! 😋

Why did the predictions get so bad? SwiftKey used to be amazing until Microshits got their dirty hands on it. I mean, it’s to be expected, but I’d like a more technical breakdown.

I get to bury my face in two cat bellies. I’m so lucky.

Funnily enough, my country’s bills do look like Monopoly money. So much so that I tried to get smart with my friend by offering him some bills for his Boardwalk, but he slapped down my shit and told me to get some get real Monopoly money. :(

I wouldn’t worry so much for the cashier as the people behind me, if looks could kill!

And cockroaches, too. They’ll haul ass and scurry away every time. They know.

I say they do in the same way that I care about the world in general, but I don’t think they pay much attention to layfolks for the purposes of their work.

Spoiler alert: it was a nuclear winter

Future physics will be modern magic!

Magnets?

Damn, and I just scored some gummies! It’s my lucky day.

I’m well aware of US history. I’m only making the contrast between who I want punished right now. I don’t think regular folks with working brains should pay for the sins of the few. Does that clear things up?

I agree she should go for the PS5, but also, grandma’s dad dead and doubt she cares.

Why would I want to “kill America” when my friends and family live there? I only want the Trump administration out and to pay for their crimes.

No, but they should. On me.