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Lemminary
Compulsive comment editor in good faith.
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Lemminary@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•It's honest work but you don't have to do it...
2·21 hours ago/thread
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You hush your gush
Lemminary@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•This MF is quadrupling down and dropping Alien files before dropping the full, unredacted Epstein Files. GODDAMN.
12·2 days agoI’d rather face the extremely interesting and important Trumpstein Files.
Are you joking? I can never tell anymore
Trash bagels WITH AVOCADO. Would you believe?? Goddamn millennials…
Short answer: yes
Long answer: yeeeeeeeessssss*
* With some exceptions for medicinal marihuana
The freedom to oppress everyone? The freedom to not be prosecuted by ICE because of their skin tone? I’m trying hard to figure this one out.
Lemminary@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Do you reckon more blowjobs are given by straight women, or gay men?
26·7 days agoSo a gay man would have to, on average, give a blowjob 9 times more frequently than a woman to break even.
Pfft. Bro, I’ve blown 6 men in 1 day. I’m a dude. I doubt women would be up for a blowjob a week, but I know plenty of gay men who would do it every day of the week if they could.
Lemminary@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Been putting a lot of thought into this
1·8 days agoYou have a filing cabinet?
Lemminary@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Romance is alive, unlike someone I know.
5·9 days agoFace too big
Lemminary@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•When you get older you lose the ability to do things quietly, such as fart, or let young people live their lives.
2·9 days agoCan confirm I ain’t got time to hold in a fart.
Lemminary@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•A remote code execution vulnerability has been found in Microslop NotepadEnglish
3·10 days agoI’d be surprised if it didn’t happen at this point.
Lemminary@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•For those who tried to enter the dating pool, how did it go?
2·10 days agoI’ve done that, check check and check. Unfortunately, the people I wanted to date did not and were more ugly on the inside that I could’ve imagined.
If you have cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome, you won’t want to eat. I’ve had it twice and I lost weight. 🤷♂️
But think of the
childrenupper management! How else will they pitch advertisement opportunities to their providers while promoting healthy environment interactions and maintaining record profits for the next quarter??
Will try it, thanks! Definitely need that today. 🙏
I used to do that at my previous job and used to chuck it up to being good for the business if the boss asked, but in reality, I just liked seeing the street clean while getting paid for it.








Ngl, I grew up thinking I was gay, but…