Ngl, I grew up thinking I was gay, but…

Whoa, this commenter just

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^/s

You hush your gush

I’d rather face the extremely interesting and important Trumpstein Files.

Are you joking? I can never tell anymore

Trash bagels WITH AVOCADO. Would you believe?? Goddamn millennials…

Short answer: yes

Long answer: yeeeeeeeessssss*

* With some exceptions for medicinal marihuana

The freedom to oppress everyone? The freedom to not be prosecuted by ICE because of their skin tone? I’m trying hard to figure this one out.

So a gay man would have to, on average, give a blowjob 9 times more frequently than a woman to break even.

Pfft. Bro, I’ve blown 6 men in 1 day. I’m a dude. I doubt women would be up for a blowjob a week, but I know plenty of gay men who would do it every day of the week if they could.

You have a filing cabinet?

Bruh… Lol

Face too big

Can confirm I ain’t got time to hold in a fart.

I’d be surprised if it didn’t happen at this point.

I’ve done that, check check and check. Unfortunately, the people I wanted to date did not and were more ugly on the inside that I could’ve imagined.

If you have cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome, you won’t want to eat. I’ve had it twice and I lost weight. 🤷‍♂️

But think of the children upper management! How else will they pitch advertisement opportunities to their providers while promoting healthy environment interactions and maintaining record profits for the next quarter??

Will try it, thanks! Definitely need that today. 🙏

I used to do that at my previous job and used to chuck it up to being good for the business if the boss asked, but in reality, I just liked seeing the street clean while getting paid for it.