It’s correct! But it wouldn’t fly in my class with me as the teacher. >:)

Simón, güey*

I still can’t believe he was publicly pro-vaccines. “Take them”, he said, and the public booed. I was shocked.

That’s not the question you asked

But that’s implied. People aren’t usually vegetarian or vegan because they “hate animals,” but rather because of ethical concerns. And even so, if they’re asking such a question, it’s because they’re basing their understanding on the ethics and not the literal definition. Otherwise, the answer is obvious.

Ask him to buy you a bottle to help you cope, like a good father.

plagurisng plagiarizing

What happened there lol

Oh, thank god it wasn’t Tylenol.

A pack of disposable diapers. They understandably looked at me weird because they hadn’t been invented yet.

Slug-free communication. Finally!

I… I don’t want to fuck my mom, Mr Freud.

Why not sexed when sexy shape?

DNS being a couple of toothpicks is hilarious.

Excuse me, but are we forgetting about the miracle of e-ink?☝️😌

/s

It’d be funny if it weren’t true. :/

[Laughs in Grindr servers crashing]

Oh, here’s an upvote, friend. At least you’re now breaking even. 😅

Also, if he’s bisexual, I’m not claiming him. I’m also disowning Alex Jones, who is possibly bisexual and into swinging.

Are you stupid?!

You could say they’re… unhinged 😎

Wasn’t Abram Lincoln suspected of being a lil’ bit gay?

Tacky cunt

I still don’t understand how that shit is possible to do so willy-nilly. Do these lawmakers and MBAs not see the endgame on this one? Has it not been clear where this leads?

Ugh, I speak as if they care.

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