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She seems happy about it? Also shouldn’t her name be kept private? Are convicts details to be public knowledge?

Two shepherd dogs would’ve gotten the job done

Final state changes are too common a theme in creative writing.

I have learned much today. Some of which maybe i shouldn’t have.

With my newfound half-assed knowledge from a stranger, I shall apply it to the furthest extent of my will.

Meatsacks, or meatbags. Meatballs for the fat ones.

Now you remember only 1min 3 sec later

Wasn’t there some shizz about it being all made up?

It’s just asking for cascade failure.

Everyone goes to drop off a brick once a week?

Best I can do is the tip.

Also in Japan and Korea it’s apparently a ‘harmless prank’ to suddenly stick a finger up someone’s bunghole if they’ve bent over or are otherwise unsuspecting.

I thought hearts went ‘lub dub’ instead of ‘wee woo’ - I would’ve said it’s more tangent or some transformed Gaussian at best?

Your left or my left?

Also does this mean everyone should be diddling their buttholes from time to time - either that or stick a fork in an outlet on occasion?

I actually never figured out how to use those.

A bidet

The app isn’t exclusive, any person (women, for the most part) have the ability to join said app. Your definition of (not) ‘public’ is shaky at best. Even then, humiliating someone without their knowledge behind closed doors is not cool even in the best of circumstances.

Whoa. He must be like some sorta vampire. Is that why they all drink his blood too? In the hopes of becoming immortal vampire?

You got me there

While the idea is wholesome, it makes a pretty bad coaster imho: coasters are meant to prevent condensation droplets on the table right? A thin sheet of metal is the last material that should be used.