Pizza is either toast or a sandwich.
Edit: So yes, I think you’re right.
topologically I only see 2.5 options here.
If you fold a big New York slice, it can also be a taco.
This giant taco tastes like Italy!
Reminds me of your mom!
So a hot dog is a taco, and a burrito is sushi.
Most burritos I’ve had have the ends folded in which may make them a calzone
Pretty self-explanatory.
It’s a pie. Your chart is missing pie.
Big Macs are cake
Funny af, and shows the flaw in these charts, that positioning and shape is not the only determining factor.
I think so, it’s just a flat bread with stuff on it. You could eat it with a knife and fork if you wanted!
Unless youre a former mayor of nyc
No, because the ingredients are raw before it’s baked. Even a toasted sandwich is in ready-to-eat condition before it’s toasted.
What if it is the home made pizza using half an Italian loaf in place of the dough?
What about pizza that involves prebaking the crust before adding sauce and toppings?
Former yes, latter no.
scowls at your lack of consistency
Agreed. It’s actually a 1-layer lasagna.
If you can’t tell the difference between pasta and pastry I don’t know what to tell you.
Pizza is also, like other foods, apparently a salad.
If my grandma had wheels, could she be considered a bicycle?
Yeah.
Calzone is sandwich?
The best sandwich
If I ask you for one of those things and you bring me the other, I would think you’re a moron.
Ask a topologist for a cup and they’ll bring you a donut.
Ok, but who put them in charge of the menu?
They just keep going behind the counter in the coffee shop, and handing out donuts, I have told them off several times.
I love it!
I know it’s all a joke but after “is a hotdog a sandwich” the punchline doesn’t feel new again just because it’s new food.
An open-faced sandwich isn’t even a sandwich.
You’re supposed to fold it, it’s a taco.
