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hypertown@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 年前

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hypertown@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 年前
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    Do not let this person split up a bill for your restaurant party, folks

    (I’m only joking, but I think you did the math the wrong way, $500x12=$6k)

    Edit: yep.I’m an idiot, thanks folks, my poor example will stand as a testament to others, don’t shame yourself publicly like this and pay attention in school!

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      $500 per week - 500x48=24k with 4 weeks of thankfully “unpaid” vacation

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        United States

        4 weeks of vacation

        Lol

        If the employee “works” every day of the year they earn -$26000

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          My longest vacation was 3 months.*

          * …after I got laid off.

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      It’s per week.

      500 x 4 = 2000/month

      2000 x 12 = 24k

      By all means i’d love to split restaurant bills with you ;)

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        There are 52 weeks in a year not 48. 500 x 52 = 26000.

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        Oh I made the stupid mistake and projected it outwards lol, my bad, I apologize and edited my post

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      How many weeks are there in a year?

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        Well I planned for 12 apparently, so I guess I demand a lot of vacation time. I call it the Job Creator schedule.

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        52

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        a lot

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        deleted by creator

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      Easy mistake to make. Also words can not describe my admiration and respect for someone who can leave a comment like this up with a humble edit.

      I might double check your math if we split the cheque, but unlike 99% of the people on the internet, I already can tell that I would WANT to have a supper with you.

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