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𝔻𝔼𝕍𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕊ℍ@lemmy.worldBanned from community to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 年前

When your code is absolutely dumpster fire

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When your code is absolutely dumpster fire

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𝔻𝔼𝕍𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕊ℍ@lemmy.worldBanned from community to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 年前
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  • MrGG@lemmy.ca
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    To be fair vscode might be referencing itself here

    • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      To be fair it’s also likely your code is ass

      • Riskable@programming.dev
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        Why not both meme

        • MrGG@lemmy.ca
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          It is absolutely both

      • Lucy :3@feddit.org
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        At least it has no ties at all to M$.

    • tempest@lemmy.ca
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      People who rag on vscode’s code were not around when electron editors were starting to take off.

      Atom and Brackets had terrible performance.

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        Atom and Brackets had terrible performance.

        To be fair so did VSCode. It took years to get it under control and even then it’s nowhere near as light as a native IDE.

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          I think most of VSCode performance improvements just stem from newer CPUs being faster.

        • underisk@lemmy.ml
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          i haven’t used an IDE in years but when I did I switched to notepads because every IDE i used was bloated and slow. is this not still the case? frankly VS Code is rapidly approaching the point where it’s just as bloated and slow as I remember those IDEs being so i’m not exactly trying to come to its defense here.

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            Whenever I work on bigger projects, I use JetBrains IDEs, when I just want to edit a single file I use KWrite. VSCode barely has any use to me anymore (especially due to its lack of proper auto-completion compared to JetBrains) except for html/react projects.

            • tempest@lemmy.ca
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              Code lives and dies by its plugins. It can range from heavier weight ide to lighter weight editor depending on what plug ins are loaded.

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          It definitely improved over the years but even at the time code was leaps and bounds ahead.

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        Atom was horribly slow!

        • CodingCarpenter@lemm.ee
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          Yeah it was terrible but so many extensions! It also helped push Emmett into mainstream

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        Brackets had some nice features and a fantastic layout.

    • EuCaue@lemmy.mlB
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      I thought the same.

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    This is an authentic message for when you open a php project

    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
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      Or JS. Any web project, actually. We got this one wrong.

    • grandel@lemmy.ml
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      Sad php noises

  • passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world
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    It’s for the best, I’m told 😔

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