… gas is a type of fluid.

that goes a long way in explaining some of those farts.

enrol there before them, then.

be like the tree; let the dead leaves drop.

it was smaller than Lemmy is now when I first started using it.

so now we know whom to blame for its enshittification

if this were to be true to form, batman would be dangling upside down from the ceiling.

and the next morning, after exchanging fluids intra-species, the two of them would embirth a whole new coronavirus.

oh, so when they say she has a face that launched a thousand ships, they were all just that one boat with a thousand makeovers?!

i have one of those spongy yellow smiley balls to whom i vent. it just grins away and doesn’t react otherwise. that leaves me relieved and calm to move on.

as an aside, it’s also a helpful sounding board when i try and explain a problem. i should really give it the name “but why not?”

the people who sell them do not know how accurate the term “stress ball” is for the product.

wait till you hear about white and black boards.

it’s been 40 years since he’s been back?!

employees of companies with whom you’ve registered that email id sell it for some quick cash on the side.

i can aver this confidently since i know someone from dominos pizza has leaked my email id. i have a convoluted gmail id which i use to register to all these services and – because it’s gmail – i can set up random dots and a custom phrase behind a + to register specific variants to specific companies (e.g., abcxyz123@gmail vs. ab.c.xyz123+dominos@gmail).

all the spam and pseudo-phishing email is sent only to the variant which i’ve registered to dominos and not to a different variant (e.g., a.bcxyz123+bankname@gmail) registered to any other company.

the leaked email id doesn’t contain a name and is too random for it to just be “guessed” by the spammers.

we need a comeback of the bumper sticker, “i don’t need an suv, my dick is big enough.”

while the queen escapes punishment for emplooying child labour?

the ones i play most often are Forkyz and Simon Tatham’s Puzzles.

you would have received more relevant responses if you had titled your post as, “there is absolutely no evidence that musk is against free speech. what are you folks on about, anyway?”

he’s so good at comedic roles that he often has himself in splits in his movies.

topologically, though, isn’t that just the same as all speaking and listening? it’s all mouth to ear.

if anything, force-fitting 69 seems unduly contrived. like if you shake someone by the hand, the top of your palm 69’s the bottom of theirs. or if you give them a high-five, it’s the forefinger and pinky.

or if you respond to this comment, we’ll be 69ing each other’s eyes with our fingers.

i’d hate to see what’s “snow white” in this version.

conjecture: maybe autocorrect once got hold of “bugger” and things kind of evolved from there?

Ylvis can help you.

when it comes to describing bees and birds,

i’m sorry but i’m at a loss for words.

we can’t hear them buzz or sing

because – see, here’s the thing –

human beings are just massive turds.