The child psychologist?

My wife and I tell each other we love each other an obnoxious amount.

Not so long ago, she developed a throat infection that stopped her from being able to talk for a while. So now we have a new way if saying it, three little squeezes.

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger?

Four bedrooms between six people, there’s two couples. We’ve got a main bathroom, a half bath, and an ensuite.

We’re back to sexy!

You’ve gotta make the same mistake two or three times, just to make sure 😉

That managers name? Elon Musk.

Be careful you’re not getting something written by AI that is not just terrible, but completely inappropriate. A human author could also do that, but…

Yeah, I have no idea why people would associate things so definingly “modern” with the 19th century!

Why are you downloading Wikipedia? You’ll only be banned from online shopping, not using the Internet.

They don’t like his cologne, eau de universal rage pheromones.

There’s a lot more to fast food than burgers. Pizza, curry, poutine, sushi

Does “designed in California” count?

The fact our healthcare system is woefully overburdened already?

Eligible voters that chose not to, were they just fine either way?

There’s still the rest of the global electronics market

I don’t think that goes far enough. We need to keep all nouns out!

It will take more than 4 years to move much of anything to the US. Will anyone think it’s worth it?

I’ve got bad news for you about the other primates…

That’s shits tubular, yo!