I dunno if I just discovered them but I was playing Sexy Parodius and Harmful Park. I’m really bad at both.

Banana bread is super easy to make. The only reason i don’t make it more often is because it’s basically cake in disguise.

Hands would be a lot less evolutionarily useful if they couldn’t reach your mouth.

Coloradans be like “just look at the mountains smh”

Sweet ergomech laptop

If I’m sore I probably take 3 ibuprofen every 4 hours.

I posted a thing from 8 bit theater and it got a lot of upvoted. Definitely old people.

Funny how the fact that I’ve owned a Walkman, discman, iPod classic, iPod nano, and iPhone as music solutions is kind of generation defining.

Even if trump doesn’t do everything in project 2025, the supreme court picks mean we’re basically ultra fucked. Like, that’s best case.

Which doesn’t matter anyway because he hasn’t been sentenced.

It’s just a completely different use case. It may or may not continue to exist on its own but it will never replace twitter because it does not have the core thing that makes twitter special among social media (the fact that it is essentially “public”). “A bunch of small communities of nerds talking about niche topics” is something you can find friggin anywhere on the internet.

Honestly I find it a little weird that Lemmy is so pro-Mastodon. Like a lot of people when the twitter implosion started I went and parked a username on a few potential replacements. And like a lot of people, when I saw that mastodon was all little specific instances, I didn’t bother because the whole point of twitter is that it’s a big public thing with everybody and everything. I haven’t really seen anybody outside of Lemmy mention mastodon in months. Everyone is going to bluesky.

Or just stray dogs apparently

Probably meant to stress that the animals were rare enough in middle earth that they didn’t have a proper common word for them. Not an expert though.

Mounds/Almond Joy. Yuck. Always threw those out as a kid (well OK probably gave them to my mother).

Look guys, the law is not code. It is not if(strcmp(speech, “kill”) then return guilty();. There’s this whole concept of mens rea which means a required element of the crime is whether or not he meant it as a threat to her, which you will note requires human judgement (by a jury!) to evaluate. It is highly unlikely that anyone would take this rhetoric, violent and gross as it may be, as a plausible threat against Liz Cheney by Trump.

I always just assumed it was some sort of archaic spelling.

This really demonstrates what I dislike about Lemmy. Too many people who want to inject their political beliefs into every conversation. Supply side economics is a thing. Whether it works or not is highly subject to debate but it is an entire school of thought in economics.

Kids and their audiovisual memes. In my day [we had to rely on text](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/BIFF_(Usenet\)).

Yes it was originally distributed as a stand alone flash animation.