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I imagine you’d move if your chair caught fire

i’d sit up, try finishing the comment I’m writing, realize my pants are on fire, extinguish them, and then finish the comment, and then look at the fire

The most frustrating part? Sometimes, seemingly at random, my brain will just kick into gear and I will be able to focus on something for hours without any effort at all. I can’t seem to cause it to happen, I don’t know where it comes from.

I reorganized my grandfather’s entire tool shed in 5 hours but the chlotes in my room are still on the ground… this sucks

looks like potassium dichromate more then potassium hydroxide

dichromate:

hydroxide:

“No.”

why would I take a train when the store is 3 minutes walking diatance

brb gonna go into the woods with an ethylene tank and do some trolling

nah, they just need to fire some useless managers and reroute the pay to the workers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTdOHBIppx8

that’s right, they can just ask amazon to shut it down

nah they give you the certificate on birth https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/dec/22/microplastics-revealed-in-placentas-unborn-babies

Btw, that sounds a lot like warrant canaries, where you say that no subpoena orders were recieved as of the date xxxx and if it doesn’t get updated it means that a subpoena was recieved.

Wikipedia article: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warrant_canary

An example of a canary from the web mail service cock.li: https://cock.li/canary.asc.txt

they can just smash the computer with the scripts running

Fun fact: Rabbits are sold with the head still attached because once skinned, they are very similar to cats and some producers were caught selling cats as rabbits

Lewis or Wallace. or both, so I can have fun hearing them fight

“the cylinder must exit unharmed”

free microwave oven transformer? yes please

blue, so I would finally have a friend

i get the ne= neon joke but I have no clue why the image is cut like that or why it’s funny

Double it and give it to the next person