personal flotation pevice

and dont even get a string cheese strand peeler started

“the magic pudding” by norman lindsay

when i dip, you dip. we dip.

mine is bork. it is a secret third meat that is neither beef nor pork.

lick frog

well it was anyway.

KXLXKXKXKXKXKXKXKXKXKXkxkxkxkxlxxx

i eat shrimps and shrimps is bugs

GARFUNKELLLLLLL!

its an archaism. a modern understanding of animal behavior and ethics have both pushed that training modality out, and probably the more successful animal trainers of yore never really relied on it, but people absolutely used to beat the shit out of animals. perhaps not often, and perhaps not horribly, but animal cruelty was certainly common enough to enter the lexicon. see “carriage whip”. see “spurs”. see “bearing rein”. see “branding iron”. etc etc. hell theres even the phrase “spare the rod, spoil the child”.

and this is not the worst place a study of the history of language will take you. remember that european and white north american cultures both (among others) unabashedly practiced chattel slavery for centuries, if not millennia for older cultures.

Lilu Multipass & Ruby Rhod

yep

18 and only 18 😤

let’s DELVE.

anybody up for some DELVING?

we could DELVE into literally any topic other than the three word explanation you are begging google to reveal to you whilst weeping silently in your car on your lunch break in line to pick up a cold sandwich behind fifteen door dashers at the burger king drive-thru.

is that what you’d like to DELVE into today?

you precious little organic life form with (i assume) 3-65 fingers?

lol bro is tweep donkled rn

lets have it

haha i love how meme explainer pages online are like “TWEEP DONKLE: Tweep Donkle is a viral meme that was spread when somebody said Tweep Donkle. now it is in the internet and you can see it there. here are some people responding to TWEEP DONKLE. have some ads!”

damn the 5g radiation coming from this photo is enlarging my gayness allele