The folks ironically or non-ironically in this thread… it explains why dumbp won

…yes. but I also straight up didn’t notice this was a screenshot from reddit until I read your comment.

I certainly care about sources, but far less when it comes to shitposting.

It’s one of my 8 commandments.

Perfect for edibles and the bass turned up

they’re very close

Well said. I’m also a native Texan and have little pride in the state in general, but we have some undeniably good food.

You can never go wrong with Texas BBQ, but that is also true of other states.

I see you’ve met my sister-in-law

Congrats on the fingerblasting

…y’all should work on that.

I agree with everyone in this thread - your situation is a special kind of shit that you need to get out of. It is not the norm for people to behave like that and there are truly wonderful people out there in the world.

But, you also have to be very careful with other people. Not trying to make you paranoid and certainly not trying to discourage you from escaping (cause you definitely should), but there are people that will try to take advantage and manipulate. Just try to be smart and be wary - you’ll find amazing people that are good to/for you, but you’ll likely have to sift through the garbage.

Best of luck to you. I hope your new life gives you so many beautiful and peaceful moments.

One might think this would make us evolve to being able to withstand hotter or colder temps (depending on the perspective). But no! People are far less forgiving than that.

I got really into Dragon Age Inquisition when it came out, and my brother gave me a themed shirt for my birthday. Its a badass shirt, so its been in my clothing rotation for many years now.

The other day, this girl came up to me and wanted to talk details of this game. But by this point, the biggest thing i could remember about my time playing it is that I really enjoyed it. Sucks.

Appreciate the tips! I’ve never bothered to look at maintenance (other than changing water filter). Gonna check that out tomorrow.

My husband bought this house from the 1940s that we currently live in about 11 years ago, and it came with a fridge from the 90s. Its not pretty, but it worked then and it still works now, so we just never bought a new fridge.

Never really made sense to us to drop hundreds (thousands?) of dollars on a new fridge just for the aesthetics, so we didn’t. Even tho we’ll get some comments from our moms about it every now and then…

It’s fun that I had no idea this word existed, and this is now the second Lemmy comment today that’s used it.

Santa Claus/Christmas?

Have to go to the mall and sit on Santa’s lap to tell him what you want for Christmas. If you’ve been a good boy or girl, you’ll get it.

Sugar daddy relationships usually involve exchanging sexual favors for gifts. Quite a few of them also include kinks like bratting and/or praise kinks, i.e. “Good girl.”

The analogy should be pretty obvious.

My mama was an elementary school teacher and somehow got a tip that we could ‘work’ at the local Scholastic warehouse over the summer and get paid in credit we could use on anything in the warehouse. My family couldn’t afford for all 3 of us to get more than $10/each to spend at the book fairs, so we were soooo excited to have this opportunity. It was a fucking dream come true - we got so many cool books.

Just saving shit like this to show my brother how much he relates

It costs money to get a piece of paper from old, decrepit, incompetent assholes who once got pieces of paper from older, decrepiter, incompetenter assholes.

There’s a motivational-poster-level quote in here somewhere.

I agree, but that’s not the question.

As a woman, I’m genuinely curious on men’s opinions about this.