But we don’t know if time even had a beginning, thus the contract is unenforceable.

They’re selling their Gameboy one at least :

https://store.analogue.co/products/analogue-pocket-white

Did y’all forget that Frodo went to the Undying Lands? He only visits for work.

Edit: it seems I’ve forgotten… he’d still age in the Undying Lands.

This confirms he is a Dark Lord then, and must have purposefully sought to infiltrate Valinor. I don’t dare to guess his intentions…

🔥

Now you’re set for life though so it all worked out for the best 👍

I don’t even

I hear “Twitter” is available again

Also known as “that way”

The fear your code will break something one day and Linus will hunt you down will forever your thoughts.

Game over.

Anybody got a spare master/slave jumper for a hard drive?

Possibly not, for a multitude of reasons…

Who needs employees when you have stocks?

You had 1 job

Any thoughts on how this compares to Tracktion? That’s been my “linux daw” but haven’t really tried any others

The tomatoes were turned into a delicious sauce underneath the cheese. Just cause Boromir was more obvious with his tomatoes doesn’t make it better!

Get the little dude a pet shrimp

Anakin no doubt uses Oracle Linux

Fuck you, Protectron!

Something about a simple Double-decker Taco does it for me, but I’m not sure it’s a regular menu item anymore

It’s still one of the most effective ways to detect cognitive decline