That reminds me, I need a raise

Is he related to this guy?

Lady shit her panties or something? Who rubs the butt like that when they have to poop? I’m tightening the cheeks when I gotta do number two

I might buy a coin from this guy though

Is that Popeye as a child?

Ha fooled them, I only do pour over

Whoa, that’s awful (in a good way).Do the pictures change every time you visit? Asking for a friend

Fooled us all. That’s a tanning booth.

You said fucking. Bring me my fainting couch. Fuck I don’t have one.

So I worked for someone who worked with the c suite and more than once I heard a comment about how they were told are not to socialize below director level. Asses until they need something done and anyone who knows shit has quit so they’re fucked and have to start being nice to people.

You look marvelous

Sacrifices will be made

The real question is where are the people in that picture now?

I was informed everything was stored on the cloud. Why would we need these things called “floppy disks” (which don’t like floppy at all)?

/s just in case

Lou’s

It wasn’t meant to be a how to manual

Nobody knows you when you’re down and out

Laws for thee to bind Laws for me to be free. -the oligarchs

MVP baby

My back thanks you for the reminder